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  1. #52451
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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Just ran this by my Latina wife (who is literally rolling fresh tortillas right now) and it is indeed, offensive. Her reply was a flour covered middle finger. She also reminded me that she doesn’t clean.
    Yeah…but is she thicc?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    kinda like when a friend/maggot posted this on FB

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    not cool
    Totally not cool and hilarious at the same time.


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    The thing about fortune cookies is, most Americans think they're Chinese but they were invented in America and spread from here.

  4. #52454
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    Jesus it’s a tough crowd


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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Just ran this by my Latina wife (who is literally rolling fresh tortillas right now) and it is indeed, offensive. Her reply was a flour covered middle finger. She also reminded me that she doesn’t clean.
    Z3 that’s top notch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    The thing about fortune cookies is, most Americans think they're Chinese but they were invented in America and spread from here.
    I always thought General Tso gave his soldiers “cookies of fortune” for compensation after battle.


    I could be wrong though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    I always thought General Tso gave his soldiers “cookies of fortune” for compensation after battle.


    I could be wrong though.


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    No. He fed them chop suey
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Just ran this by my Latina wife (who is literally rolling fresh tortillas right now) and it is indeed, offensive. Her reply was a flour covered middle finger. She also reminded me that she doesn’t clean.
    What latina rolls tortillas? Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Well Latina rolls and covid fortune cookies are definitely offensive. But this is the padded room, right?

    I am completely unsure of what is politically correct in the padded room anymore. Outside the padded room it is pretty clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    No. He fed them chop suey
    And they wrote a song about it, wanna hear it here it goes.

    https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY


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    Way cool. But why does everyone in the audience have such white teeth?
    Real world vs amerika.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    Well Latina rolls and covid fortune cookies are definitely offensive. But this is the padded room, right?

    I am completely unsure of what is politically correct in the padded room anymore. Outside the padded room it is pretty clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    Well Latina rolls and covid fortune cookies are definitely offensive. But this is the padded room, right?

    I am completely unsure of what is politically correct in the padded room anymore. Outside the padded room it is pretty clear.

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    I suppose referencing the FUPA is off limits too

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    Might be appropriate here.

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    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    ^^^^in this thread or on this entire site?


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    I laughed so hard, thank you for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    Well Latina rolls and covid fortune cookies are definitely offensive. But this is the padded room, right?

    I am completely unsure of what is politically correct in the padded room anymore. Outside the padded room it is pretty clear.

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    To be fair, the title of this thread does state NSFW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    The thing about fortune cookies is, most Americans think they're Chinese but they were invented in America and spread from here.
    https://www.thespruceeats.com/histor...-cookie-694583
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    Great memories of an old fortune cookie bakery, a short stroll up the hill after dinner at Sam Wo. I wonder if it is still there…
    A true San Francisco treat.

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    Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Does your pussy hurt?
    We never got an answer
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    We never got an answer
    It's a slow bleed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory?
    Yeah, and even though it's very touristy now it still has a ton of charm.

    One of my favorite things to do in San Francisco is to stroll around the alleys in Chinatown (and to walk into a traditional pharmacy and be surprised every time by how stupidly expensive ginseng can be!).

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory?
    No. This was a alleyway industrial bakery. No foo-foo. 10-12 blocks West of the pyramid. 50 years ago.
    The bags of broken cookies fit our budget.

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