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  1. #35926
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Maybe the water moccasins have a hard time climbing the ladder?

    I call photo shop on that. IKEA doesn’t sell anything with a solid beam that long


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    Lowes?

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    Guess it could be Lowes


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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    Yall're some spoiled-ass little babies, sounds like.
    yall're?! lol. you must be from alabamastan and used to stagnant green slime water

  5. #35930
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    That's croc water. I can tell cause I saw a croc on tv. And everyone knows crocs travel with water moccasins. And manatees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    yall're?! lol. you must be from alabamastan and used to stagnant green slime water
    Stagnant Green is people!

  7. #35932
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    Flesh eating bacteria
    watch out for snakes

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    A

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

  9. #35934
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    I don't understand this one. They ruined a camper, haul it around, fill it with a ton of water... and then park right next to a perfectly good swimming hole?
    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I'm with you there on the swimming hole. Probably some creepy crawlers in there, and I'm used to pools and oceans, not lakes and criks.
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Lenny looks gorged there, he had a little spit up.
    watch out for snakes

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    see my avatar....

    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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  14. #35939
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Flesh eating bacteria
    Brain eating Amoebas!
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Brain eating Amoebas!

    Those things that swim up into yer urethra.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Those things that swim up into yer urethra.
    Years ago I had a bladder infection. Talk about pain. Doc asked where I had been sticking my dick. I told him I had been surfing down in Imperial Beach. He said "don't do that".
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Those things that swim up into yer urethra.
    https://www.healthline.com/health/penis-fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    I call photo shop on that. IKEA doesn’t sell anything with a solid beam that long


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    I just want to see him pack that beam, thats a heavy ass beam.

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    There is a happy young lad at the bottom of my old man heart.
    watch out for snakes

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    That sounded horrbile, Scottie. Whoops.....I had some other music playing at the same time. heh. not too bad.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    yall're?! lol. you must be from alabamastan and used to stagnant green slime water
    Naw, just Texas. But, yes, I'm accustomed to the mud between my toes.
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    That's croc water. I can tell cause I saw a croc on tv. And everyone knows crocs travel with water moccasins. And manatees.
    Gators maybe...
    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    nah, my skitch meter gets triggered around stagnant water.
    I'm much more concerned about giardia, and that bastard doesn't give a shit of it's stagnant or white-water. Just don't swim if there's cattle around.
    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Brain eating Amoebas!
    Exactly
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

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    watch out for snakes

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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