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  1. #53126
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    I like to imagine Mags waltzing up to Customer Service at Home Depot with this girl tucked under their arm complaining that “i know she’s a solid 9, but I changed my mind about this one because my internet friends convinced me a couple of the bolts are the wrong size. I did my own fucking research”



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    However many are in a shit ton.

  2. #53127
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    FFS... Viva is just trying to make everyone happy on a Tuesday! No need to critique. Just mention your favorite(s) and be on your way.
    The first thing I would do is offer them a fat sausage. They look famished.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I like to imagine Mags waltzing up to Customer Service at Home Depot with this girl tucked under their arm complaining that “i know she’s a solid 9, but I changed my mind about this one because my internet friends convinced me a couple of the bolts are the wrong size. I did my own fucking research”



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    How you gonna drive a sports car with the airbags deployed like that??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I like to imagine Mags waltzing up to Customer Service at Home Depot with this girl tucked under their arm complaining that “i know she’s a solid 9, but I changed my mind about this one because my internet friends convinced me a couple of the bolts are the wrong size. I did my own fucking research”



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    all the staff are trying to figure out to buy her at 50% off, and the manager is trying to figure out how mad they’ll be when she claims her

  5. #53130
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    The first thing I would do is offer them a fat sausage. They look famished.
    I hear that "Boston cream" is a good fattening agent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I hear that "Boston cream" is a good fattening agent...
    Sample of you?
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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  8. #53133
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    great shit. at least you know where you stand with the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    great shit. at least you know where you stand with the guy.
    Yeah, that was fantastic.

  10. #53135
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    But how does that asshole professor grade?

    Wtf. Who cut the video? I need to know.

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    https://www.facebook.com/Wyk-de-Wayz...1929818112649/


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    The thing that’s crazy to me are the three questions everybody asks: ‘Where do we come from? Where are we going?’ and ‘What are we supposed to be doing? Those three questions have a totally correct answer — ‘I don’t know.’ But man! The lengths people will go to, the clothes they will wear, the rituals they get excited about just because they don’t have another answer to those three fuckin’ questions.
    Todd Snider

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    Do I have to go to town for this?

    https://youtu.be/erdlUyllNhU


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    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    Do I have to go to town for this?

    https://youtu.be/erdlUyllNhU


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    Love it, we saw him at Washington Hall in Seattle last year. The whole show was like that, a series of rambling monologues interspersed with songs. He’s a kook and pretty unique


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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    Love it, we saw him at Washington Hall in Seattle last year. The whole show was like that, a series of rambling monologues interspersed with songs. He’s a kook and pretty unique


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    I couldn't find anyone to go see him a few weeks ago here in town. I should have gone solo.

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    Put the fuckin' phone away!

    https://t.me/rf200/1192
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    I couldn't find anyone to go see him a few weeks ago here in town. I should have gone solo.
    yeah he’s great

    crazier even than James McMurtry
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    Do I have to go to town for this?

    https://youtu.be/erdlUyllNhU


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    Mitch Hedberg channeling through this cat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Put the fuckin' phone away!

    https://t.me/rf200/1192
    DRT
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Put the fuckin' phone away!

    https://t.me/rf200/1192
    I know this is the NSFW thread but maybe a little “death” warning would be good too.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    I know this is the NSFW thread but maybe a little “death” warning would be good too.
    Oh he’s fine……


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    Someone else next to me at the gym just asked about the boobs from this thread on my iPhone.




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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    I know this is the NSFW thread but maybe a little “death” warning would be good too.
    Merely a flesh wound

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    I couldn't find anyone to go see him a few weeks ago here in town. I should have gone solo.
    Call me next time, dig that cat


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Oh he’s fine……
    Yeah, isn't this just the back story for the kids' book "Flat Stanley?"

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