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  1. #35151
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Someone start spoon feeding her mayo asap
    Shut your whore mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Perfect

  6. #35156
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    veering a little bit towards crazy-uncle-on-facebook territory

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    Little mountain town humor:

    I was the only one at trivia who got the answer to the Japanese company who has been making magic wands for decades. And also the category on original jeopardy that was an alliteration dealing with booze.

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    First one is Hitachi but not getting the second offhand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    First one is Hitachi but not getting the second offhand.
    You got this, Ice:


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    Sidecar
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    ^^^^Fucking Ouch! Splat, that Bible post made me laugh out loud while everyone sleeps. wife isn't amused.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

  13. #35163
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
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    Wash day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Hopefully somebody got a good header.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Hopefully somebody got a good header.
    We call it a Gummer
    Perhaps this is another reason Viagra is so suckessful

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    Possibly the nicest ass on the planet

    https://instagram.com/nataagataa?igshid=cy45nmi16voj
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    Last edited by Groomer Gambler; 12-13-2019 at 09:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sidecar
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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Starting a gofundme campaign for electronic billboards at a holly roller near you - who's in
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groomer Gambler View Post
    Maybe I'm missing something here, so was the tongue inserted into the rectum?

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/enter...rnd/index.html
    Easy math. Figure it out
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.
    Splat’s probably got some spare FKNA’s
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  22. #35172
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.
    Get a roll of those 'rectal use only' stickers

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Splat’s probably got some spare FKNA’s
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Get a roll of those 'rectal use only' stickers
    Stickers of the bible contents nutrition label spoof, sheesh. Though the "rectal use only" ones would also be good for a laff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    except they drive on the other side of the road in England
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

    www.theguideshut.ca

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    Quote Originally Posted by waxman View Post
    except they drive on the other side of the road in England
    Bullshit. 9GAG.com has the highest of journalism standards
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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