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  1. 02-15-2021, 06:54 PM #47651
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  2. 02-15-2021, 09:29 PM #47652
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Holy F.

    Why would you do this to me?!!
    Dude, she isn't overweight tho....

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    Heh. Jinkies indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    Y'all are soft.



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  4. 02-15-2021, 10:51 PM #47654
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Dude, she isn't overweight tho....


    Heh. Jinkies indeed.
    She'll feel weightless though, when I'm done with her.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  5. 02-16-2021, 08:51 AM #47655
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    She'll feel weightless though, when I'm done with her.
    Weightless? From drowning in her tears or jumping off a cliff?


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  6. 02-16-2021, 09:27 AM #47656
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  7. 02-16-2021, 09:37 AM #47657
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    when you're old and retired it's good to have a reminder of what day it is
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  8. 02-16-2021, 10:05 AM #47658
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    Well, I'm off to ski Mammy for the first time in three years. Wheeee!!!

    Of course, I always get in some proper stretching before skiing. Always stretch, people!

    Daniel Ortega eats here.
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  9. 02-16-2021, 10:20 AM #47659
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    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.
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  10. 02-16-2021, 12:11 PM #47660
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  11. 02-16-2021, 12:18 PM #47661
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Well, I'm off to ski Mammy for the first time in three years. Wheeee!!!

    Of course, I always get in some proper stretching before skiing. Always stretch, people!

    she seems nice

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    She uh, really toes the line for youtube. Gotta admit I watched just about the whole thing.

    sent from Utah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ploguus View Post
    I'm sorry to do this -- I'm really just trying to contact splat -- I just can't figure out how to DM a person directly. Splat! Are your initials by chance PK, and did you once throw a bomb in a lake? If so, can you contact me please? Email me: daniel at fostervo dot com
    Holy fuck.

    I want to know how this story ends
    . . .
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  14. 02-16-2021, 01:37 PM #47664
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    Is a bomb slang for semen and a lake slang for this guy’s mom’s vagina?

    If so, I know how this story ends...on Jerry Springer.


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  15. 02-16-2021, 01:39 PM #47665
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    Quote Originally Posted by ploguus View Post
    I'm sorry to do this -- I'm really just trying to contact splat -- I just can't figure out how to DM a person directly. Splat! Are your initials by chance PK, and did you once throw a bomb in a lake? If so, can you contact me please? Email me: daniel at fostervo dot com
    Statute of limitations maaan....
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  16. 02-16-2021, 01:47 PM #47666
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    Is a bomb slang for semen and a lake slang for this guy’s mom’s vagina?
    crying ....
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  17. 02-16-2021, 01:51 PM #47667
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    We should light this jong's email up all pretending to be Splat......
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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  18. 02-16-2021, 02:07 PM #47668
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    We should light this jong's email up all pretending to be Splat......
    Or, light up his email, claiming child support.
    You can’t throw a bomb in a lake and not expect repercussions

    PS. Glad I quoted the one post jong before he self deleted. Lol
    . . .
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  19. 02-16-2021, 04:13 PM #47669
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    It was a bong. A fucking bong.
    Given the current political climate, that word string is not exactly what I wanted our algorithm overlords to peruse today.
    So I asked dude to delete it.
    No biggie, no story to tell.

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  20. 02-16-2021, 04:30 PM #47670
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Weightless? From drowning in her tears or jumping off a cliff?


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    Sorry about being divorced. Vibes.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  21. 02-16-2021, 04:39 PM #47671
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    It was a bong. A fucking bong.
    Splat fishing with dynamite is a completely plausible scenario in my mind.

    How do you drop a bong into a lake anyway?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  22. 02-16-2021, 04:45 PM #47672
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    Oh...hey der...
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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  23. 02-16-2021, 05:46 PM #47673
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    Every Noise at Once is an ongoing attempt at an algorithmically-generated, readability-adjusted scatter-plot of the musical genre-space, based on data tracked and analyzed for 5,219 genre-shaped distinctions by Spotify as of 2021-02-14. The calibration is fuzzy, but in general down is more organic, up is more mechanical and electric; left is denser and more atmospheric, right is spikier and bouncier.

    Click anything to hear an example of what it sounds like.

    Click the » on a genre to see a map of its artists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    Splat fishing with dynamite is a completely plausible scenario in my mind.

    How do you drop a bong into a lake anyway?
    Sounds like he threw it.
    Still that seems like the kind of question you wouldn't want directly linked to your phone number like this guy did.
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  24. 02-16-2021, 06:23 PM #47674
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    She uh, really toes the line for youtube. Gotta admit I watched just about the whole thing.

    sent from Utah.
    Very little toe there surprisingly
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  25. 02-16-2021, 08:37 PM #47675
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    ditto. bong or not.

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    Holy fuck.

    I want to know how this story ends
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