Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[TomCrac]

Funny vid, but why does it bother me that people actually have "jobs" dj'ing.

[stfu&gbtw]

I see your DJ fail, and raise:

[leroy jenkins]

And not my photo, but oh my!

I'm pretty sure I know that girl, and if its the same one, she is a truly fucking awful person, to the point that I couldn't even make myself be sexually attracted to her admittedly pleasant appearance.

[Tippster]

I see your DJ fail, and raise:

Wireless, powerless dj-ing! Awesome.

[iscariot]

Thought this was kind of fun:

Good vid...but he was kinda flailing his arms...for a dentist he's a hell of a skier.

[PNWbrit]

I'm pretty sure I know that girl, and if its the same one, she is a truly fucking awful person, to the point that I couldn't even make myself be sexually attracted to her admittedly pleasant appearance.

That's a hell of a fucking burden for the poor girl to carry through life.

[philth]

Funny vid, but why does it bother me that people actually have "jobs" dj'ing.

True that.

[Meadow Skipper]

4:10 - lol

[booner]

I'm pretty sure I know that girl, and if its the same one, she is a truly fucking awful person, to the point that I couldn't even make myself be sexually attracted to her admittedly pleasant appearance.

A: Forced Painal

That bear wins it

[The AD]

Sometimes the jokes almost write themselves:

Something was fishy in bikini barista investigation

As investigators looked in to the operations of a string of coffee stands, they came across foul-smelling money and allegations of foul conduct by a Snohomish County sheriff’s sergeant.

By Mike Carter

Seattle Times staff reporter

To the detectives investigating allegations of prostitution and lewd behavior by “bikini baristas” working at a string of coffee shacks in Snohomish County, the whole operation smelled fishy — from the way the baristas seemed to know when police were watching to the stacks of $20 bills the owner deposited at a local credit union.

The money reeked of fish...

http://seattletimes.com/html/localne...tafoloxml.html

[The Suit]

Bitchy Resting Face

[TNKen]

I'm pretty sure I know that girl, and if its the same one, she is a truly fucking awful person, to the point that I couldn't even make myself be sexually attracted to her admittedly pleasant appearance.

Could you define "truly fucking awful person"?

[k2skier112]

4:10 - lol

pure gold at 2:44

[userA]

Could you define "truly fucking awful person"?

someone who is a shitty fuck?
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[booner]

My favorite prank call .I've listened to it countless times over the years and it absolutely kills me every time.

[iscariot]

Robin Thicke's wife is so fine.

Is she wearing a banana peel?

[iscariot]

File Under: Stupid People Are Stupid.

[TurxSki]

^^^... back in the day, the toilets on the trains (in England) used to empty on to the tracks when you flushed ("do not use in a Station")...now that would have been funny!

[philth]

Fuuuuuck that^^^^^

[systemoverblow'd]

File Under: Stupid People Are Stupid.

I was so hoping I was about to watch someone die.

[Cross]

File Under: Stupid People Are Stupid.

I know, you would think by now people would know to turn their phone sideways to take video.

[skiATL]

File Under: Stupid People Are Stupid.

some kid died in georgia playing chicken with a train a few weeks ago. He will be a Darwin Award winner. This guy in the video should at least be up for an honorable mention.

[DJSapp]

I don't know what is more punk than this...

[vinzclortho]

All glory to Reddit....and the Hypnotoad...

You may remember last year Callin’ Oates was setup as a wonderful hotline to hear your favorite Hall & Oates songs. This year they have added 8 more Hall & Oates songs as well as a hotline for Bob Dylan, Neil Diamond, Phil Collins and Chicago. We highly recommend adding these to your phone directory in case of emergency. Here’s the info via twilio:

New: Bob Dialin’ (Bob Dylan Helpline) – +1 (615) DYLAN – 26
Did you forget how if feels to be on your own, with no direction home? Do you need shelter from the Bob Dylan-less storm? Don’t think twice, call Bob Dialin’ to hear your favorite Bob Dylan tunes.
Press #1 for “Like A Rolling Stone”
Press #2 for “Don’t Think Twice It’s Alright”
Press #3 for “Shelter From The Storm”
Press #4 for “I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight”

New: Diamond Rings (Neil Diamond Helpline) – +1 (424) 543 – NEIL
Hankering for some Neil? Play it now, play it now, play it now my baby… Here’s what Diamond Rings has to offer.
Press #1 for “Cracklin’ Rosie”
Press #2 for “Sweet Caroline”
Press #3 for “Crunchy Granola Suite”
Press #4 for “Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show”

New: Phil Call-ins (Phil Collins Helpline) – +1 (424) 888 – PHIL
Whether you need to hear that iconic drum fill on “In The Air Tonight” in a pinch, or just figure out what exactly Phil Collins is saying on “Sussudio,” you can count on Phil Call-ins.
Press #1 for “Easy Lover”
Press #2 for “Against All Odds”
Press #3 for “In The Air Tonight”
Press #4 for “Sussudio”

New: If You Ring Me Now (Chicago Helpline) – +1 (34724) 25 (or) 624
Saving If You Ring Me Now in your contacts is almost as good as having Peter Cetera’s cell number. Just give it a call to hear your favorite Chicago songs.
Press #1 for “25 or 6 to 4”
Press #2 for “Saturday In The Park”
Press #3 for “Old Days”
Press #4 for “Baby, What A Big Surprise”

Updated: Callin’ Oates (Hall and Oates Helpline) – (719)-26-OATES
Dial in to the hotline that started the whole viral sensation and let Hall & Oates take you away to a ‘70s to early ‘80s dreamland. With all new classics and even a B-side or two.
Press #1 for “When The Morning Comes”
Press #2 for “You Make My Dreams”
Press #3 for “Everytime You Go Away”
Press #4 for “Say It Isn’t So”
Press #5 for “Had I Known You Better Then”
Press #6 for “Adult Education”
Press #7 for “Out Of Touch”
Press #8 for “Go Solo”

[iscariot]

I know, you would think by now people would know to turn their phone sideways to take video.

I lol'd.

Just say NO to VVS.