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06-26-2013, 10:27 AM #10351
Funny vid, but why does it bother me that people actually have "jobs" dj'ing.
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06-26-2013, 10:44 AM #10352
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06-26-2013, 12:29 PM #10353__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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06-26-2013, 12:43 PM #10354
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06-26-2013, 02:30 PM #10355
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06-26-2013, 02:35 PM #10356
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06-26-2013, 03:24 PM #10357
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06-26-2013, 04:12 PM #10358
4:10 - lol
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06-26-2013, 04:31 PM #10359If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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06-26-2013, 11:22 PM #10360
Sometimes the jokes almost write themselves:
Something was fishy in bikini barista investigation
As investigators looked in to the operations of a string of coffee stands, they came across foul-smelling money and allegations of foul conduct by a Snohomish County sheriff’s sergeant.
By Mike Carter
Seattle Times staff reporter
To the detectives investigating allegations of prostitution and lewd behavior by “bikini baristas” working at a string of coffee shacks in Snohomish County, the whole operation smelled fishy — from the way the baristas seemed to know when police were watching to the stacks of $20 bills the owner deposited at a local credit union.
The money reeked of fish...
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06-27-2013, 09:43 AM #10361
Bitchy Resting Face
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06-27-2013, 10:20 AM #10362
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06-27-2013, 02:17 PM #10363
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06-27-2013, 04:24 PM #10364trenchman
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06-27-2013, 04:50 PM #10365
My favorite prank call .I've listened to it countless times over the years and it absolutely kills me every time.
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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06-27-2013, 05:26 PM #10366
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06-27-2013, 05:56 PM #10367
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06-27-2013, 06:56 PM #10368
^^^... back in the day, the toilets on the trains (in England) used to empty on to the tracks when you flushed ("do not use in a Station")...now that would have been funny!
...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
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06-27-2013, 07:37 PM #10369
Fuuuuuck that^^^^^
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06-27-2013, 08:11 PM #10370Registered User
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06-27-2013, 10:53 PM #10371Registered User
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06-27-2013, 11:46 PM #10372
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06-28-2013, 09:10 AM #10373
I don't know what is more punk than this...
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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06-28-2013, 09:25 AM #10374
All glory to Reddit....and the Hypnotoad...
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Whether you need to hear that iconic drum fill on “In The Air Tonight” in a pinch, or just figure out what exactly Phil Collins is saying on “Sussudio,” you can count on Phil Call-ins.
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Saving If You Ring Me Now in your contacts is almost as good as having Peter Cetera’s cell number. Just give it a call to hear your favorite Chicago songs.
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We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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06-28-2013, 12:56 PM #10375
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