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  1. #35626
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    Splat, where do you get this stuff? Hilarious.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  2. #35627
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Reminds me of this one:
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Thicc kraken is in da house...

    I had finally decided that the kraken was just photoshopped onto a thicc girls ass. But now that I've seen the more recent image, I'm not so sure, and am left wondering "what the fuck is wrong with people".

    I understand using your body to make people laugh, but turning your body into a joke, a single joke, for the rest of your life is baffling to me.
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

  3. #35628
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    Tats and piercing are another form of self mutilation.
    make every day count

  4. #35629
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  5. #35630
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Total sweetheart

    I always wanted to be a marine biologist

    PSA...she does FILTHY porn

    https://youtu.be/JlBFmXcEn8I
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  6. #35631
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    make every day count

  7. #35632
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    make every day count

  8. #35633
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    Best ones are towards the end

    thnx Capt. Chuck Shunstrom

    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

  9. #35634
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Total sweetheart

    PSA...she does FILTHY porn

    https://youtu.be/JlBFmXcEn8I
    Who woulda thunk??

  10. #35635
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    Looks like a fun game... what are the rules?

  11. #35636
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Looks like a fun game... what are the rules?
    Full contact with the kraken (cracken?) as much as possible. Winner take all.

  12. #35637
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Total sweetheart

    I always wanted to be a marine biologist

    PSA...she does FILTHY porn

    https://youtu.be/JlBFmXcEn8I



    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Who woulda thunk??
    Yah.

    Never would have guessed that a chick with a kracken tattoo coming out of her ass would be into filming filthy porn.




    And now for something completely different...

    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  13. #35638
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    There goes Tokyo!

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  16. #35641
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    That's a smart playa right there. Dude knows that all he's gotta do is stick around for just a few years, make her happy, replace her kids as sole beneficiary, and boom. Set for life. Assuming she's rich that is.

    Besides, teh older ladies give awesome gummers. The younguns don't know what they're missing out on with that one! "Here, honey. Let me put your dentures away for ya."


  17. #35642
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    Dad stole daughter's Girl Scout cash for erotic massage

    https://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/cri...ook_8_News_Now



    $700 is a lot of cookies.. hope he at least got a 4 hander.
    Last edited by JayPowHound; 05-21-2019 at 02:43 PM.

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  19. #35644
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    Are those Montgomery doughnuts?

    Other wise they aint biting.
    make every day count

  20. #35645
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  21. #35646
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Tiger is such the horn dog.

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  24. #35649
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Amsterdam in spring is a wonderful place.

    Summer too.

    Most falls as well.
    I still call it The Jake.

  25. #35650
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Amsterdam in spring is a wonderful place.

    Summer too.

    Most falls as well.
    I would Edam and Gouda her
    I bet she has a tasty Haring

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