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  1. #34051
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If it lands on metal, does it start eating away the metal?
    Just the rust. Way better than naval jelly
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

  2. #34052
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    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

  3. #34053
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Donít forget to grab hold of her hair and use as a rein
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  4. #34054
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Don’t forget to grab hold of her hair and use as a rein
    Full nelson works pretty good.
    I swear on my glass eye,

  5. #34055
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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  6. #34056
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    Herpels

    the gift that keeps on giving

  7. #34057
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Herpels

    the gift that keeps on giving
    First SIL had that mojo on her. Fluff your life up more ways than one. Her husband let her pimp her self out. Both died as junkies in DC.
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

  8. #34058
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    I remember seeing a squinting competitions they did in a boxing ring. They sat in one corner and many cleared the opposite corner. Never knew they could squirt a single stream that far.
    They were like human supersaokers.
    I figured women like that could be fun at pool parties.

  9. #34059
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ainít pee, and that isnít just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didnít know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    focus.

  10. #34060
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ain’t pee, and that isn’t just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didn’t know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    Most amazing and suitable tag line under your handle.

  11. #34061
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ainít pee, and that isnít just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didnít know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    Counterpoint:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel...1832543103/amp

  12. #34062
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    How so? We werenít shooting a porno....
    focus.

  13. #34063
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic... It was adorable.
    Just means a job well done /:~{)
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    How so? We werenít shooting a porno....
    https://www.thesexmd.com/squirting-really/

  15. #34065
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    I remember seeing a squinting competitions they did in a boxing ring. They sat in one corner and many cleared the opposite corner. Never knew they could squirt a single stream that far.
    They were like human supersaokers.
    I figured women like that could be fun at pool parties.
    Hold on. Wait a minute. WTF did you just say?

  17. #34067
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
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    V.I.Poo should use this ^^ as an Ad. Too funny.


  18. #34068
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Hold on. Wait a minute. WTF did you just say?
    Watched it on some pornsite. I couldn't believe the were doing it. I thought it fake at first. Maybe it was but the slowmo close ups proved otherwise. Say 20 years plus it was made.
    Never seem anything like that before. Mostly likely never will.

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