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  2. #33252
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Lmfao. That's brilliant
    BTW no way any man could stay on for 8 seconds.
    A 1/2 ton bull...maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post


    It's like an emotional donkey punch, or more accurately:

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...bucking+bronco

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    "penetrate her it" ?

    WAT?

    what kind of waifu are we talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    So juvenile yet so funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I heard that you whisper the name of her sister, and then hold on

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    "penetrate her it" ?

    WAT?

    what kind of waifu are we talking about?
    This should explan.....(from urban dictionary)

    Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

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    Name:  squirt.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
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    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/25545022/

    There's compelling evidence though that some woman have super excretory gland out put too though... But not like SQUIRTING

  10. #33260
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    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    If it lands on metal, does it start eating away the metal?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If it lands on metal, does it start eating away the metal?
    Just the rust. Way better than naval jelly
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Don’t forget to grab hold of her hair and use as a rein
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Don’t forget to grab hold of her hair and use as a rein
    Full nelson works pretty good.

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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Herpels

    the gift that keeps on giving

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Herpels

    the gift that keeps on giving
    First SIL had that mojo on her. Fluff your life up more ways than one. Her husband let her pimp her self out. Both died as junkies in DC.
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    I remember seeing a squrting competitions they did in a boxing ring. They sat in one corner and many cleared the opposite corner. Never knew they could squirt a single stream that far.
    They were like human supersaokers.
    I figured women like that could be fun at pool parties.
    Last edited by Kenny Satch; 02-22-2019 at 12:53 AM. Reason: because I'm an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Been with a real squirter. Comes out like pee... once it lands, it's kind of like liquid silicone but, not as sticky.
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ain’t pee, and that isn’t just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didn’t know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ain’t pee, and that isn’t just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didn’t know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    Most amazing and suitable tag line under your handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic, until I experienced it. That stuff ain’t pee, and that isn’t just wishful thinking. Caught us both by surprise.... first time thing for her. She genuinely didn’t know it was a thing. She had to do some googling.

    It was adorable.
    Counterpoint:
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel...1832543103/amp

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    How so? We weren’t shooting a porno....
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I was a skeptic... It was adorable.
    Just means a job well done /:~{)
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    How so? We weren’t shooting a porno....
    https://www.thesexmd.com/squirting-really/

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