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  1. #31301
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    LOL as if either of you decrepit dentists would even get an offer. Guess that means more for low-standards desperate sad-sack fuckers like me, I'll just take 'em somewhere nice, like Cracker Barrel.

  2. #31302
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    LOL as if either of you decrepit dentists would even get an offer. Guess that means more for low-standards desperate sad-sack fuckers like me, I'll just take 'em somewhere nice, like Cracker Barrel.
    I’d recommend you take them somewhere with a salad bar. And maybe a treadmill.

  3. #31303
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    ...on an L-shaped pool table.

  4. #31304
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    Having a strange craving for pears atm

  5. #31305
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    LOL as if either of you decrepit dentists would even get an offer. Guess that means more for low-standards desperate sad-sack fuckers like me, I'll just take 'em somewhere nice, like Cracker Barrel.
    OhOh
    I'm very sure I'd get the offers..

  6. #31306
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    Yeah, whatever stud muffin. But roofies and chloroform don't count.

  7. #31307
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    OhOh
    I'm very sure I'd get the offers..
    I bet you have a sweet truck, awesome dog, and six pack abs, eh?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  8. #31308
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    4 pack (used to be over weight). Jaguar f type r awd. And I had to give up my beautiful chocolate lab bc of severe allergic asthma.
    And I save lives.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I bet you have a sweet truck, awesome dog, and six pack abs, eh?
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  9. #31309
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty85 View Post
    Because booner shouldn’t have to stand alone.
    Attachment 250540
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    Density queens
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  10. #31310
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Density queens
    Density Queen?

    Isn't that a song by Abba?

    I think it goes something a little like this ...


    She was a Density Queen,
    Short not lean,
    Only 170, oh yahhhh.

    You can't dance
    You can't fly
    Eating all the time in your life.

    Ooohh, ooohh, ooohh

    See that girl,
    Watch your ice cream,
    Being the density queen.

  11. #31311
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    In the spirit of the padded room, I feel compelled to point out that those ladies are likely less dense than the ideal....
    In with the 9.

  12. #31312
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    4 pack (used to be over weight). Jaguar f type r awd. And I had to give up my beautiful chocolate lab bc of severe allergic asthma.
    And I save lives.


    Well I'm hard.


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  13. #31313
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    If it lasts longer than 4 hours let me know. I got you covered
    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Well I'm hard.


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  14. #31314
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    "She's only 5 foot 4,
    Thank god no more,
    Hits the needle 185.

  15. #31315
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    If it lasts longer than 4 hours let me know. I got you covered
    At least buy me dinner first.


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  16. #31316
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    At least buy me dinner first.


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    Not if you want to keep ya dick

  17. #31317
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Well I'm hard.
    Lol. POTD
    A salud, amor, y paz.

  18. #31318
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty85 View Post
    Because booner shouldn’t have to stand alone. Attachment 250541
    I'd probably entertain a nice face sitting from this one if I didn't have high deductible insurance
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  19. #31319
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Bunch of picky fuckers in here. You guys need to stop fappin to airbrushed chicks and bang real women.
    I’d bang all these chicks and take them to breakfast the next day. Not ihop, somewhere nice like Cracker Barrel.
    e-picky butt i bet not irl
    bF
    Alpental Indigenous

  20. #31320
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    I had to give up my beautiful chocolate lab bc of severe allergic asthma.
    Seriously? I guess being a pussy matches the white convertible.

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  21. #31321
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    Would you rate yourself a 9.5 too?

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  22. #31322
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  23. #31323
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    I guess this is getting popular...



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    "Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton

  24. #31324
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    I'd probably entertain a nice face sitting from this one if I didn't have high deductible insurance
    Until it fades to black.

  25. #31325
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    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    Seriously? I guess being a pussy matches the white convertible.

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    A lot of hate in one post..interesting

    Not that I have to substantiate my testicular fortitude.. But I did break my ankle 2 years ago, 2 screws placed, and was running and snowboarding by post op week 6.
    I saved the narcotics for a rainy day too.
    I also operated before and after surgery and took just the one day off from work.

    The white convertible is a personal choice. I'm not aware of any common misperceptions on the color.

    It's also a v8 supercharged jaguar that sounds like the gates of hell opening.

    But yeah. My asthma makes me a pussy

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