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  1. #42751
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Sweet Fuckin' Jesus, I wanna deglaze her pan!

    Package gravy and she holds her fork like a caveman. Cancelled.

  2. #42752
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    bob and doug took off, eh!

    Thanks for tthat!

    How'd you learn that so fast?
    I'm a professional 'eh

  3. #42753
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    hard to do that with 8% body fat.
    She's no lower than 20%. But yeah, your point stands, regardless.
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

  4. #42754
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    bob and doug took off, eh!

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  5. #42755
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    All this time I thought splat was my father.....

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    Did I ever tell you about the time I took a job in your neighborhood as a milkman?




    Army of The 12 Monkeys is spreading the COVID in India.
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkeys...les-lab-india/



  6. #42756
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    Milkman cremes in jeans

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  7. #42757
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    Milkman cremes in Z-bo’s mom’s jeans.

    FIFY

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  8. #42758
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    Salma Sunday
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    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  9. #42759
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    10,000,000 hits today!

  10. #42760
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    God I love her.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  11. #42761
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    watch out for snakes

  12. #42762
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
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    Rock N Roll Drs on the job!
    watch out for snakes

  13. #42763
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    God I love her.
    how can one not?

  14. #42764
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Did I ever tell you about the time I took a job in your neighborhood as a milkman?
    I thought we were all dentists around here.

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    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel

  15. #42765
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    I thought we were all dentists around here.

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    How do you think he paid for dental school, the milkman always rings .... Well I guess he did too

  16. #42766
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    Splat the milkman

    has a nice ring to it.



    Bmills I am your Father.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    watch out for snakes

  17. #42767
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    "Hello Mrs. Z-bo, I'm here with your cream delivery".
    Last edited by Viva; 05-31-2020 at 05:38 PM.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  18. #42768
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    I thought we were all dentists around here.

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    It was back when he was working his way through Dental School...

  19. #42769
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    I still call it The Jake.

  20. #42770
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    Shit, just one?

  21. #42771
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
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    The testarossa. Not even close.

  22. #42772
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    The DeLorean...and choosing any year other than 2020.


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  23. #42773
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    Yes to testarossa


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    I rip the groomed on tele gear

  24. #42774
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    can't fit in the ferraris, so it's gotta be the shaggin' wagon for me.

  25. #42775
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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    Yes to testarossa


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    So.

    There's two ways to play the game. Fantasy car and prop on the lot car. The DeLorean wins the fantasy category hands down. However, it's not as easy when it comes to pilfering the real car from the studio. There's a handful of duds, which leaves 3 contenders: Testerossa, 308 GTS, and the van. Bear with me. The testerossa should win, but it's not fucking red. Testa Rossa means read head, right? Disqualified. Ultimate sin. The 308 looks pretty damn slick. But it's underpowered and not as cool as a red Testarossa. So, what do you do? We're all some some firm if ski bum, right? We steal the van. Much easier to blend in and there were probably a dozen look alikes within dead cat swinging range. Take the shaggin wagon.

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