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    A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” He walks up to the stable to check it out.
    “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the Horse.
    “I’ve led a full life,” the Horse answers. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. I retired in 2015. Now I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
    The guy is amazed. He asks the Horse’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
    The owner says, “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.”...
    I like the long form version...
    https://vimeo.com/lordlewismartin/perroquehabla

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    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

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    I’m beginning to wonder if the madness is worth it for all the excellent memeage and comedy.


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    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  9. #47009
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    The funny part is that we had to look up who is this Carole Baskin.

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    Always go full send
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    The funny part is that we had to look up who is this Carole Baskin.
    Me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post


    Always go full send
    "Fuck you Frankie!"

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    I usually don't turn on the news, but I've been watching a lot of CNN and Fox News lately to see the different perspectives on this mess.

    Question...

    Do you think Brianna Keilar has ever had sex in any position but missionary?

    She obviously wants me
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    I usually don't turn on the news, but I've been watching a lot of CNN and Fox News lately to see the different perspectives on this mess.

    Question...

    Do you think Brianna Keilar has ever had sex in any position but missionary?

    She obviously wants me
    I’ve developed a crush on Kate Bolduan and Erin Burnett. Erin kinda has that “your friend’s mom” vibe.

    Nobody’s hotter than Wolf though. Nobody.


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    I think it’s the opposite, that’s the only position she refuses to do.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    I usually don't turn on the news, but I've been watching a lot of CNN and Fox News lately to see the different perspectives on this mess.

    Question...

    Do you think Brianna Keilar has ever had sex in any position but missionary?

    She obviously wants me
    I wonder the same of Ainsley Earhardt..and: she wants me...obviously!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    I’ve developed a crush on Kate Bolduan and Erin Burnett. Erin kinda has that “your friend’s mom” vibe.

    Nobody’s hotter than Wolf though. Nobody.

    Burnett would make a great hockey mom

    Bouldan fully trips my trigger. There's no way she can get off without a hand around her throat



    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    I think it’s the opposite, that’s the only position she refuses to do.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Huh??? Googled those witches. Erin would hit, the others, er maybe if the beer Googles were on. You guys need to turn off the TV if that is the best they got.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Huh??? Googled those witches. Erin would hit, the others, er maybe if the beer Googles were on. You guys need to turn off the TV if that is the best they got.
    I was going to move to Mexico for the weather forecasts but gotta settle for what we got here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Huh??? Googled those witches. Erin would hit, the others, er maybe if the beer Googles were on. You guys need to turn off the TV if that is the best they got.
    Pro tip...

    Sometimes the B team IS the A team
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    I usually don't turn on the news, but I've been watching a lot of CNN and Fox News lately to see the different perspectives on this mess.

    Question...

    Do you think Brianna Keilar has ever had sex in any position but missionary?

    She obviously wants me
    She’s got the stage presence of a rock....uncomfortably reads directly off a prompter....its like she’s the female version of “Weekend at Bernies”

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    Natasha Bertrand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Pro tip...

    Sometimes the B team IS the A team
    You're like a sage, wrapped up in a shamen, in the form of a savant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Pro tip...

    Sometimes the B team IS the A team
    Truer words have never been spoken. Amazing how many guys don't understand this concept. The B team typically knows how to BRING IT whereas the A team can be lazy. Almost entitled as if the world owes them something. The B team thinks they have to prove themselves and will do whatever it takes. WHATEVER. IT. TAKES. Before I got married, I always enjoyed the B team the most (by far) but thankfully found myself a solid A/B unicorn of a wife. Best of both worlds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Natasha Bertrand.
    Yes please. Prototypical freaky nerd

    She'll never respect you unless you do terrible things to her
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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