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01-11-2021, 05:37 PM #47001glocal
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01-11-2021, 08:32 PM #47002glocal
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A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” He walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the Horse.
“I’ve led a full life,” the Horse answers. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. I retired in 2015. Now I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
The guy is amazed. He asks the Horse’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that.
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01-11-2021, 08:41 PM #47003glocal
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01-11-2021, 08:43 PM #47004glocal
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01-11-2021, 09:55 PM #47005
I like the long form version...
https://vimeo.com/lordlewismartin/perroquehabla
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01-12-2021, 07:18 AM #47006glocal
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01-12-2021, 07:28 AM #47007Registered User
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I’m beginning to wonder if the madness is worth it for all the excellent memeage and comedy.
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01-12-2021, 07:51 AM #47008
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01-12-2021, 07:54 AM #47009
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01-12-2021, 08:57 AM #47010
Always go full sendI've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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01-12-2021, 09:26 AM #47011Rod9301
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01-12-2021, 09:28 AM #47012
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01-12-2021, 11:46 AM #47013
I usually don't turn on the news, but I've been watching a lot of CNN and Fox News lately to see the different perspectives on this mess.
Question...
Do you think Brianna Keilar has ever had sex in any position but missionary?
She obviously wants meIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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01-12-2021, 12:02 PM #47014
I’ve developed a crush on Kate Bolduan and Erin Burnett. Erin kinda has that “your friend’s mom” vibe.
Nobody’s hotter than Wolf though. Nobody.
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01-12-2021, 12:09 PM #47015yelgatgab
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I think it’s the opposite, that’s the only position she refuses to do.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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01-12-2021, 12:41 PM #47016
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01-12-2021, 12:50 PM #47017If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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01-12-2021, 01:07 PM #47018
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01-12-2021, 01:14 PM #47019
I was going to move to Mexico for the weather forecasts but gotta settle for what we got here.
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01-12-2021, 01:20 PM #47020If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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01-12-2021, 02:17 PM #47021
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01-12-2021, 03:10 PM #47022
Natasha Bertrand.
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01-12-2021, 03:29 PM #47023
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01-12-2021, 04:21 PM #47024
Truer words have never been spoken. Amazing how many guys don't understand this concept. The B team typically knows how to BRING IT whereas the A team can be lazy. Almost entitled as if the world owes them something. The B team thinks they have to prove themselves and will do whatever it takes. WHATEVER. IT. TAKES. Before I got married, I always enjoyed the B team the most (by far) but thankfully found myself a solid A/B unicorn of a wife. Best of both worlds.
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01-12-2021, 04:26 PM #47025If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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