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  1. #51626
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face
    Solid. That's a keeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Region. Same legume, different names depending in where you ask.

    I'm not a fan BTW. Wife made an Indian recipe the other night. Rice, spices and veggies were great.. but it was full of fkn chickpeas.

    I hate picking around a major ingredient I don't like in my dinner, but she continues to include them.

    Think I need to take this to the wife thread.

    Sorry for the interruption.
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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  3. #51628
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    Anyone else into photography?

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    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  4. #51629
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    Repeat the punch line correctly FFS.

    "What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

    I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

    It doesn't make sense of ya don't do it right.

    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face
    Last edited by oftpiste; 11-14-2021 at 07:17 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  5. #51630
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Repeat the punch line correctly FFS.

    "What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

    If never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

    It doesn't make sense of ya don't do it right.
    You are wrong and Danny is right, even if he is on drugs.

  6. #51631
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Repeat the punch line correctly FFS.

    "What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

    If never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

    It doesn't make sense of ya don't do it right.
    Oh, look at this guy, doesn't even have to pay extra for it, big shot

  7. #51632
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    You are wrong and Danny is right, even if he is on drugs.
    Nope. Sorry. Reading comprehension is important. you could certainly add the pay element, but that's not the original gag.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  8. #51633
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Nope. Sorry. Reading comprehension is important. you could certainly add the pay element, but that's not the original gag.
    Well, the first time I heard it, it included the financial transaction. And referenced tRump.

  9. #51634
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Anyone else into photography?

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    I don't think they're doing that right. NTTAWWT

  10. #51635
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Ho View Post
    I don't think they're doing that right. NTTAWWT
    "They said take a picture with her pants down."

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Ho View Post
    I don't think they're doing that right. NTTAWWT
    At least, according to oftpiste


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    However many are in a shit ton.

  12. #51637
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    At least, according to oftpiste
    nah. Viva's doing it just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Well, the first time I heard it, it included the financial transaction. And referenced tRump.
    the joke was around long before the cheeto president. it's too complicated when you add all that shit. KISS principle.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  14. #51639
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    oftpiste
    Username checks out, I'll defer to the expert on the subject

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    Oh, look at this guy, doesn't even have to pay extra for it, big shot
    Adding the pay element makes it more self deprecating.

    Guy has to pay to be pissed on, what a sad sack.

    I appreciate the modification.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    Username checks out, I'll defer to the expert on the subject
    Speaking of usernames, you know Danny, I think, because you’ve chosen such a username, you should speak only in quotes that Danny Noonan said. You could have said:

    “I know I made some bad mistakes in the past. I’m willing to make up for that, I wanna be good”
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    Oh, look at this guy, doesn't even have to pay extra for it, big shot
    funny

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Well, the first time I heard it, it included the financial transaction. And referenced tRump.
    Same.

  18. #51643
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    The way I originally heard it, many decades ago, was that I never had a garbanzo bean pee on me.

    Succinct.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    Heathen, Taste righteous fire!
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Mmmmm ham sammich....low sodium of course

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    Now curious as to whether Viva will next post photos of Ham vs Roast Beef sandwiches
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Riverside Motel today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Middle distance runners are the sweet spot. The sprinters are too bulky and the long distance runners are too skinny.
    During my distance running days, 5k’s were meh, marathons you could see their spine from the front. Sweet spot was half marathons.
    Five minutes into the drive and you're already driving me crazy...

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