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10-24-2019, 08:14 AM #37826
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10-24-2019, 10:14 AM #37827
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10-24-2019, 10:52 AM #37828
I have a buddy who was a nurse.
Was assisting in a colonoscopy.
Dude was super alert, even with a ton of meds.
My buddy says; "Hey, you're mighty chipper and awake with all the meds you got on board."
Patient: Ah, well, it's probably because I've led a wild life and, ahem, have a high drug tolerance.
My buddy: Ah - that explains it. But, given your current situation - that really doesn't seem like a bonus.
Patient: Them's the breaks, I guess.
Patient and my buddy chuckle together.
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10-24-2019, 10:54 AM #37829
That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?
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I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn
In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
-snowsprite
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10-24-2019, 11:03 AM #37830
You could go big:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...highlight=joke
I always go to lame PG jokes under big meds:
'Why'd the little mermaid wear sea shells' type of crap.
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10-24-2019, 11:16 AM #37831
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10-24-2019, 11:18 AM #37832
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10-24-2019, 11:22 AM #37833
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10-24-2019, 11:28 AM #37834
Ah, sweet Irony.
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...er-attack-deadForum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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10-24-2019, 11:32 AM #37835
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10-24-2019, 12:59 PM #37836
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10-24-2019, 02:01 PM #37837Registered User
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Hey doc - you got a backstage pass for that ass?
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10-24-2019, 02:24 PM #37838
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10-24-2019, 03:16 PM #37839glocal
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Bacon surplus at an all-time high
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10-24-2019, 03:18 PM #37840
All signs point up.
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10-24-2019, 03:19 PM #37841Funky But Chic
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re:^^ (up past the tits) 80 million pigs seems like a lot.
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10-24-2019, 03:55 PM #37842
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10-24-2019, 04:00 PM #37843indentured servant
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what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
www.theguideshut.ca
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10-24-2019, 04:03 PM #37844
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10-24-2019, 04:11 PM #37845
Oh there it is. Been looking all over. Score!
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10-24-2019, 04:44 PM #37846
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10-24-2019, 04:54 PM #37847Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-24-2019, 05:40 PM #37848
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10-24-2019, 07:39 PM #37849glocal
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10-24-2019, 07:42 PM #37850
The pork talk is interesting given the recent calimities in East coast. Did they just slaughter a bunch and will have a shortage soon?
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