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  1. #26826
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    And this is why mom wants you kids to wear your helmets...

  2. #26827
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Needs to be told,

    "Obviously your ambition outweighed your talent"
    perfect.

  3. #26828
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    watch out for snakes

  4. #26829
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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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  6. #26831
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    That was brutal, what happened to his rib cage?
    IIRC, broken ribs, slightly punctured lung, slightly lacerated liver.

  7. #26832
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
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    watch out for snakes

  8. #26833
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    IIRC, broken ribs, slightly punctured lung, slightly lacerated liver.
    Walk it off pussy
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  9. #26834
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Walk it off pussy
    Right? That's what I would have told him...as soon as I saw he wasn't dead.

  10. #26835
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/BfROBPOj3vX/

    Sent from my van down by the river. Using a NewSchoolers hack... sick I know.
    That fly seems to like you!

  11. #26836
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    IIRC, broken ribs, slightly punctured lung, slightly lacerated liver.
    About 5 years ago a buddy invites me to go Heli skiing in AK. I politely told him I would kill myself trying to keep upto his crew, so no thanks. His 2nd run, he pretty much did the above and had to be air lifted out. In the hospital he found out he had hep C forever from a previous blood transfusion. Poor guy. Anyways, as I close in on my retirement I have 0 gnar urges. You young guys go for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

  12. #26837
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    About 5 years ago a buddy invites me to go Heli skiing in AK. I politely told him I would kill myself trying to keep upto his crew, so no thanks. His 2nd run, he pretty much did the above and had to be air lifted out. In the hospital he found out he had hep C forever from a previous blood transfusion. Poor guy. Anyways, as I close in on my retirement I have 0 gnar urges. You young guys go for it.
    The guy fell off a lift from 40 feet and landed chest first onto a rock, he wasn't even skiing.

  13. #26838
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinspau View Post
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BfROBPOj3vX/

    Sent from my van down by the river. Using a NewSchoolers hack... sick I know.
    hilarious

  14. #26839
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    That dude got f'd up on the rocks..

  15. #26840
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    https://gfycat.com/ZealousBleakFurseal

    doesn't embed but it scares pants shitless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    https://gfycat.com/ZealousBleakFurseal

    doesn't embed but it scares pants shitless.
    nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    That dude got f'd up on the rocks..
    not sure how he planned the whole thing and got that far without having second thoughts.

    "what is high tide?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    In the hospital he found out he had hep C forever from a previous blood transfusion.
    You go on to say, "poor guy". wtf? he's lucky as shit. I've had the same luck over and over in my life: Dying slowly from one thing but not knowing it. Then a catastrophe points it out and i get a chance to fix it.

    I'll take my "luck" over yours, any day.

  19. #26844
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    IIRC, broken ribs, slightly punctured lung, slightly lacerated liver.
    Been there...

  20. #26845
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    https://gfycat.com/ZealousBleakFurseal

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    Damn baller

    Sent from my van down by the river. Using a NewSchoolers hack... sick I know.
    That fly seems to like you!

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    In the local newspaper from the section where people complain and give compliments.

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    "...if you're not doing a double flip cork something, skiing spines in Haines, or doing double flip cork somethings off spines in Haines, you're pretty much just gaping."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty85 View Post
    In the local newspaper from the section where people complain and give compliments.

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    too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    https://gfycat.com/ZealousBleakFurseal

    doesn't embed but it scares pants shitless.
    That is one of the best things that has been posted to this board since inception.

    BraMfO to that guy. I know exactly where that is. Holy fuck.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    I figured it was itchybrowneye's honeycomb hideout.

    Pron is dead. Thread title will be changed to crochet, idle chitchat, sewing and maalox.


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