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  1. #9876
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  2. #9877
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I hate it when that happens.

  3. #9878
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  4. #9879
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    This is exactly how accidents happen!
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

  5. #9880
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    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

  6. #9881
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    ^^^What in the FUCK is that?

  7. #9882
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Oh NO You Fuckin Didn't

    Next post better be M.F.E.

  8. #9883
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    A short story

    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

    You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....

    You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....

    You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

    You circle the car looking for dents and find none...

    But....

    Wait a minute....



    -----------------------------------

    A short quiz

    Question: What kind of bow is this?









    -Almost 5 years later and right back where junk started-
    "Impulsive? No! I'm RE-pulsive!"

  9. #9884
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    Last edited by Caucasian Asian; 05-02-2013 at 04:26 PM.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

  10. #9885
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  11. #9886
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    Quote Originally Posted by BraddA View Post
    No, 10k went to a 4,341-post jong.
    With the magic of the delete button, I went from 10,001 to 10,000. I'll back out of line for history and let CA have it.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

  12. #9887
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    He deserves it

  13. #9888
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    Congratulations to the winner, please come forward to collect your prize:


  14. #9889
    Hugh Conway Guest
    Rock out!

  15. #9890
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    ^^^^Hugh, that is just fucking odd on a few levels. Where to you come up with that stuff?
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

  16. #9891
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  17. #9892
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    That is incredible.
    watch out for snakes

  18. #9893
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatorboy View Post
    Oh NO You Fuckin Didn't

    Next post better be M.F.E.
    Uhhhh... OK...?

    Acronym Definition
    MFE McAfee, Inc (stock ticker symbol)
    MFE Ministry for the Environment (New Zealand)
    MFE Multifamily Executive (magazine)
    MfE Mail for Exchange (Nokia)
    MFE Maison des Français de l'Étranger (French: Home of the French Abroad)
    MFE Magnetic Fusion Energy
    MFE Masters in Financial Engineering
    MFE Multi-Factored Evaluation
    MFE Magnetic Field Effect
    MFE multi-fuel engine
    MFE Marine Forces Europe (USMC)
    MFE Marsh Fork Elementary (school)
    MfE Minister for Education (Singapore)
    MFE Manpower Force Element
    MFE Mobile Fahndungseinheit (German: mobile tracing unit of the German federal police)
    MFE Magnetic Field Explorer
    MFE Meaningful Faculty Evaluation
    MFE McAllen/Mission, TX, USA (Airport Code)
    MFE Master Frequency Estimator
    MFE Major Fleet Escort
    MFE Monopulse Feature Extractor (RC-135)
    MFE Modulated Free Electron Orbital Method
    MFE Material Fielding Exception
    MFE Martin Family Enterprises, Inc. (New Hampshire)
    MFE Multiframe Error
    MFE Marketing Function Employee
    MFE Maneuver, Fires & Effects (US Army)
    MFE Multi-Port Fast Ethernet (Cisco)
    MFE Modeling Financial Economics (actuarial examination)
    MFE Major Factual Error (news editing)
    MFE Ministry of Fuel and Energy (various nations)
    MFE Master of Financial Economics (degree; various universities)
    MFE Music for Everyone (various organizations)
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Rock out!
    That's Hilarious!

  19. #9894
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    Is she singing?

  20. #9895
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    I had to cut n paste this with the right hand, left one's busy.

    Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ef=mostpopular
    Silent....but shredly.

  21. #9896
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    ^^^What in the FUCK is that?


    That should have been #10000. Easy. It perfectly encapsulates all that is TGR.
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

  22. #9897
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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Hugh plays the Tuba, not the guitar.
    I thought he was a flutist.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  23. #9898
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    I thought he was a flutist.
    IIRC, it was a rusty trombone...
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

  24. #9899
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    introducing the newest father of the year candidate

  25. #9900
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    I could not fucking handle the kid in the backseat. crying laughing at work.. ...fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

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