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  1. 01-10-2015, 12:21 PM #15576
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    ^^^ But if you took her out to dinner, you'd have an easier time talking to the salad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    ^^^ But if you took her out to dinner, you'd have an easier time talking to the salad.
    For all you know she's studying to be a neurosurgeon. Not all beautiful women are vapid. Now if your conversation skills trend more towards "salad..."
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  3. 01-10-2015, 12:51 PM #15578
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    Just spectacular.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.
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  4. 01-10-2015, 01:47 PM #15579
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Back on track

    Nice scarf!
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  5. 01-10-2015, 06:28 PM #15580
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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Just spectacular.
    I would be floored if she was taller than an ewok.
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  6. 01-10-2015, 06:57 PM #15581
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Not sure how to embed this one. No idea what's going on here:
    http://www.newschoolers.com/watch/688051.0/Pants-skiing
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodneyyee View Post
    Pretty sure you just found out you're a gay!! How (why) did you-A. Find that. B. Post that?
    Pretty sure this means you're gay, project much?
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  7. 01-10-2015, 07:00 PM #15582
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pa. patroller View Post
    ^ OMG I have found heaven on earth.
    Alas heaven does not exist.

    Photoshopped bitches have you nerds completely flummoxed.
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  8. 01-10-2015, 07:01 PM #15583
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    For all you know she's studying to be a neurosurgeon. Not all beautiful women are vapid. Now if your conversation skills trend more towards "salad..."
    No but you're the description OF vapid.
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  9. 01-10-2015, 07:03 PM #15584
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Pretty sure this means you're gay, project much?
    Um, might want to go back to your second month of psych class.
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  10. 01-11-2015, 12:41 AM #15585
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    For all you know she's studying to be a neurosurgeon. Not all beautiful women are vapid. Now if your conversation skills trend more towards "salad..."
    Okay; in your vast experience of muff munching, skull fucking and rim jobbing cover girls, what percentage were mensa members?
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  11. 01-11-2015, 01:50 AM #15586
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  12. 01-11-2015, 05:29 AM #15587
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Wow.. Those are great sunglasses



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    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797
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  14. 01-11-2015, 01:26 PM #15589
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Not sure how to embed this one. No idea what's going on here:
    http://www.newschoolers.com/watch/688051.0/Pants-skiing
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodneyyee View Post
    Um, might want to go back to your second month of psych class.
    Never took a psych class, don't need to to know that people who sling gay insults are likely to be repressed homosexuals. That video was hilarious.
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  15. 01-11-2015, 02:07 PM #15590
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    Spook, if you could have only seen how that post and punchline was just delivered.

    I was looking closely at each image, then scrolling...really letting it sink in...grasping my place in the universe...scrolling down...then wammo. LMAO.

    Good stuff.
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  16. 01-11-2015, 02:13 PM #15591
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    yeah that's what happened to me. I was getting all galaxy-ish n shit then pow
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  17. 01-11-2015, 05:48 PM #15592
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    Most definitely fake but still really funny:

    http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/humor/w...ks-game-video/
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  18. 01-12-2015, 10:41 AM #15593
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    The amount of photochop in the pic is impressive.

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    Wouldn't stop me from eating the corn out of her ass.
    exactly
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  19. 01-12-2015, 03:40 PM #15594
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  20. 01-12-2015, 05:21 PM #15595
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    Last edited by Quicksilver; 01-14-2015 at 12:25 AM.
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  22. 01-12-2015, 11:32 PM #15597
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    Finally, a crowdfunding page the maggots can get behind

    http://www.gofundme.com/boobiesformelissa

    before and after pictures for the donors
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  23. 01-13-2015, 12:21 AM #15598
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    Before pics would help in deciding if it's worth investing!
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  24. 01-13-2015, 09:34 AM #15599
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    Sum ting wong. So sorry she gonna kill you anyway. You put her picture all over internet anyway. So sorry for you to know this information.
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  25. 01-13-2015, 12:05 PM #15600
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    ^^^^Nice jong reply to a post about 600 pages back. Dumbass.
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