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  1. #40551
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    Pterodactyl

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    But imagine when you're stuffing her mercilessly and she's about to orgasm for the forth time, those claws digging into your back, pulling you in deeper, the blood rolling down your back, dripping off your iliac crest and onto her crotch, mixing with her pussy juice, and perhaps semen if you pull out early. That can be some freaky shit, especially for the next guy that goes down on her. All y'all need to learn to live.
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    jesus..

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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    But imagine when you're stuffing her mercilessly and she's about to orgasm for the forth time, those claws digging into your back, pulling you in deeper, the blood rolling down your back, dripping off your iliac crest and onto her crotch, mixing with her pussy juice, and perhaps semen if you pull out early. That can be some freaky shit, especially for the next guy that goes down on her. All y'all need to learn to live.
    you're good even when you don't just post attachments. i bow to you, sir.

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    Kinda wonder on second thought:

    Is she playing the circle game?

    Could it be a congenital malformation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    jesus..
    While I've heard many, many, women scream "Oh God" during the act of love making (Say "hi" to your mom,, BTW), I would hardly compare myself to the supposed savior of mankind. Let's just say that I am very enthusiastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    But imagine when you're stuffing her mercilessly and she's about to orgasm for the forth time, those claws digging into your back, pulling you in deeper, the blood rolling down your back, dripping off your iliac crest and onto her crotch, mixing with her pussy juice, and perhaps semen if you pull out early. That can be some freaky shit, especially for the next guy that goes down on her. All y'all need to learn to live.
    After breaking my back a few times, I have massive areas with no feeling. But sometimes those spots, they tingle, and I ain't happy til I get a good reptilian chick with claws willing to draw blood, so, yes, such events, along with poppin a nut, are the best.
    Sometimes. Usually. More often than not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    But imagine when you're stuffing her mercilessly and she's about to orgasm for the forth time, those claws digging into your back, pulling you in deeper, the blood rolling down your back, dripping off your iliac crest and onto her crotch, mixing with her pussy juice, and perhaps semen if you pull out early. That can be some freaky shit, especially for the next guy that goes down on her. All y'all need to learn to live.
    Why the iliac crest? Seems kind of lateral for a direct drip into the vaginal zone unless you're really twisted. I mean, I can see doing a bit of Hokey Pokey, but a sustained twist will probably annoy her at best and freak her out more likely. And I'd expect said back to cramp up eventually.
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    ...unless you're really twisted.
    Clearly, we've never met.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    After breaking my back a few times, I have massive areas with no feeling. But sometimes those spots, they tingle, and I ain't happy til I get a good reptilian chick with claws willing to draw blood, so, yes, such events, along with poppin a nut, are the best.
    Sometimes. Usually. More often than not.
    You've broken your back multiple times?

    Ok, I finally forgive you for kicking me out of skifishbum's guest bed.

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    But enough about me, let's get this bitch back on track! Asssssss.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    You've broken your back multiple times?

    Ok, I finally forgive you for kicking me out of skifishbum's guest bed.
    Thanks. I didn't want to sound like a wimp and went for the asshole approach. I'm just fucked without a bed to sleep in.
    Slept on iceman's couch the next night and felt like absolute shit in the am, so I drove home.


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    Bucky the baboon seals the deal with a three way before dartman brings it down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Thanks. I didn't want to sound like a wimp and went for the asshole approach. I'm just fucked without a bed to sleep in.
    Slept on iceman's couch the next night and felt like absolute shit in the am, so I drove home.

    So approximately how many orders of cbd cream would it take to insure personal delivery
    Of said products at a gathering of bake bros in utardia again?
    Asking for friends who would like bedroom preferences/assignments?
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    Happy Thick-Ass Thursday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    So approximately how many orders of cbd cream would it take to insure personal delivery
    Of said products at a gathering of bake bros in utardia again?
    Asking for friends who would like bedroom preferences/assignments?
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    Heh. Only if I get to make Norseman suffer again.
    Let me look into this....if the spring sale for IKON passes coincides with the dates, it's a no-brainer.
    I held off this year and had planned to get the pass this spring for Mammoth summer skiing, if there's any snow left.
    Between Junuary and Februaugust, shit is getting slim here in Tahoe. Never worn my shorts so much as this winter.

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    So a med student I know on a fellowship in Iran who has been working in a hospital treating coronavirus patients told me there's a trick to knowing if women have genetic susceptibility to coronavirus through coupled traits found in their feet, breasts and vagina. I can rule out that any woman is susceptible if they just post a pic of their boobs and feet as well as a selfie of their pussy and ass while leaning over so I can still see their nipples through their legs. A full body nude in front of a mirror with feet showing and maybe a shot from above where they're touching themselves is ample evidence for conclusive proof. We have to be thorough, this is getting very serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Happy Thick-Ass Thursday.
    gawd awful photoshop job

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