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  1. #40101
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    ¡Órale, vato!

  2. #40102
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    Just in case anyone was wondering; 13 minutes and the bikini never slips. Disappoint.


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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  3. #40103
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    Quite clear to me after 1 minute that it was a big tease and nothing would be slipping

  4. #40104
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  5. #40105
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    Tomahawk Trail

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  6. #40106
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    Whoa. Fetch that guy suma splats cream

  7. #40107
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    "Quite possibly the gnarliest wipeout of all time"

    No. Doesn't even come close to McGovern's tomahawk in Focused:

  8. #40108
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Came across those guys this past weekend and ended up watching a bunch with the kids. Nuts.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  9. #40109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    "Quite possibly the gnarliest wipeout of all time"

    No. Doesn't even come close to McGovern's tomahawk in Focused:
    No springs in his bindings, just bolts.
    You are what you eat.
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    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

  10. #40110
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    "Quite possibly the gnarliest wipeout of all time"

    No. Doesn't even come close to McGovern's tomahawk in Focused:
    Hmmmm. For me it was some gal who hit a rock, with her head, in one of the Alaska extremes comps, then flopped and flipped all limp over some rocks bands.
    Anybody remember that? The ending was gross cuz there was no self arrest, just slowly coming to a stop head down.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  11. #40111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    "Quite possibly the gnarliest wipeout of all time"

    No. Doesn't even come close to McGovern's tomahawk in Focused:
    It's the only one I know of that caused a new word to be made up, as in "He totally McGoverned that one."

  12. #40112
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Hmmmm. For me it was some gal who hit a rock, with her head, in one of the Alaska extremes comps, then flopped and flipped all limp over some rocks bands.
    Anybody remember that? The ending was gross cuz there was no self arrest, just slowly coming to a stop head down.
    I do. Totally gut wrenching watching that.

  13. #40113
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Hmmmm. For me it was some gal who hit a rock, with her head, in one of the Alaska extremes comps, then flopped and flipped all limp over some rocks bands.
    Anybody remember that? The ending was gross cuz there was no self arrest, just slowly coming to a stop head down.
    Deleted due extremely poor taste. Sorry Kootenayskier.
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  14. #40114
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  15. #40115
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
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    I don't get it... and I'm 35...
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

  16. #40116
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    ^^^ Is it he timer buddy is using?

  17. #40117
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    Just as lost as the next magg

    10 minutes till he beats his eggs to emulsification?

    I don't getit stumpie
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

  18. #40118
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    The fact he's using a fucking wind-up alarm clock perhaps?

  19. #40119
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    I don't get it... and I'm 35...
    You are not a Boomer (baby boomer) - too young... heck you are not even a Gen Xer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    You are not a Boomer (baby boomer) - too young... heck you are not even a Gen Xer...
    Exactly. If anything, I'm technically a Millennial, although I don't see anything of myself in the defining traits of that generation. I'm assuming this is a joke for Millennials about the old, out-of-touch Baby Boomer generation, and even though 35 should be young enough to get it... I don't. So, what I'm saying is, as far as comic strips go, it ain't Calvin and Hobbes, that's for damn sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    fucking wind-up alarm clock
    Is that it? I wake up to one of those every morning...

    Enough of these senseless distractions. splat, Viva: more titties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

  21. #40121
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
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    Lulz

  22. #40122
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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  23. #40123
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    I don't get it... and I'm 35...
    “Hey Siri...”
    “Alexa...”
    “Okay Google...”


    Using “OK boomer” as an electronic assistant that is actually archaic tech: an old man with a wind up clock

    I guess if it has to be explained, it ain’t that funny

    Sheesh

  24. #40124
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Hmmmm. For me it was some gal who hit a rock, with her head, in one of the Alaska extremes comps, then flopped and flipped all limp over some rocks bands.
    Anybody remember that? The ending was gross cuz there was no self arrest, just slowly coming to a stop head down.
    An ex-girlfriend of mine, and an absolute charger. She’d just won Bridger Bowl, Crested Butte and Kirkwood and was the favourite for Valdez. The head injury she suffered ended competitive skiing for her, and she went back to farming sheep in New Zealand.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDBeevgzcY

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    Yikes, that's a harsh fall.

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