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  1. #30601
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    i think the 9.5 is metric. so less than 6 imperial.

  2. #30602
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoMatt View Post
    Go easy on our friend Delco714. Remember he is only 5'7" and no doubt has alot he needs to overcompensate for. Napoleon Complex and all....
    Heh. I actually like my stature. You guys are sweet though!

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  4. #30604
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoMatt View Post
    Go easy on our friend Delco714. Remember he is only 5'7" and no doubt has alot he needs to overcompensate for. Napoleon Complex and all....
    I'd rather be 5'7" than 6ft. At least then I would have known I was short my whole life instead of thinking I was pretty tall only to find that you can't achieve true happiness unless your 6'2".

    Seriously though, who was it that rated themself a 9.5 (or was it 9/10?) in an attempt to defend tail-pulling capabilities? Maybe it was Delco even!? I don't remember, but it was fucking priceless.





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  6. #30606
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    surprised that wasn't in florida

    musta really wanted to light a fart
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  7. #30607
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattig View Post
    I'd rather be 5'7" than 6ft. At least then I would have known I was short my whole life instead of thinking I was pretty tall only to find that you can't achieve true happiness unless your 6'2".

    Seriously though, who was it that rated themself a 9.5 (or was it 9/10?) in an attempt to defend tail-pulling capabilities? Maybe it was Delco even!? I don't remember, but it was fucking priceless.





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    Aye

  8. #30608
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    Heh. We’ve come full circle.

  9. #30609
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    musta really wanted to light a fart
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

  10. #30610
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    That just made me really sad about humanity.
    yeah, delco is a kook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattig View Post
    I'd rather be 5'7" than 6ft. At least then I would have known I was short my whole life instead of thinking I was pretty tall only to find that you can't achieve true happiness unless your 6'2".

    Seriously though, who was it that rated themself a 9.5 (or was it 9/10?) in an attempt to defend tail-pulling capabilities? Maybe it was Delco even!? I don't remember, but it was fucking priceless.





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    It was Delco, in this thread. 9/10.

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    This thread gives so much and never asks anything in return. I am humbled.

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  13. #30613
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    4 pack (used to be over weight). Jaguar f type r awd. And I had to give up my beautiful chocolate lab bc of severe allergic asthma.
    And I save lives.


    It was an old TTips joke, didn't expect you to get it. But the response was spot on.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Have a good weekend, bitches!!

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  16. #30616
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    Some of these are to funny not to share

    I spied Delco on the train
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    https://www.trend-chaser.com/hilario...ious/?chrome=1
    ​I am not in your hurry

  17. #30617
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    Triple diamond thicc , may require a probe
    There is nothing "thicc" about the chick dangling from the skyscraper.

    I smoked too much tonight to watch that. It made my brain hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Perfect execution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Some of these are to funny not to share

    I spied Delco on the train
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    https://www.trend-chaser.com/hilario...ious/?chrome=1
    How did you find me

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    The toilet plunger.

  21. #30621
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    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    There is nothing "thicc" about the chick dangling from the skyscraper.
    Yeah, I was referring to those ladies on the page before, my timing was off:

    Quote Originally Posted by shafty85 View Post
    Because booner shouldn’t have to stand alone.
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  23. #30623
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    Send it Saturday Spacewalk, at least it's soft spring snow


    facebook.com/Kooklife
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    She has really nice hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    She has really nice hair
    Obviously uses thicccening shampoo
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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