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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I laughed, but I’m a bad person.
    Obviously, you're not alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    where's the tourniquet?
    Never mind that, where's the toilet paper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post


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    I always called it a thigh tickler but the word beard works for me.
    I think she's a 3 finger gaper
    Very nice indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Skip to 2:32

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Climbing a ladder with one hand is certainly possible. If you have a different penis in each hand then we're into an entirely different issue other than self masturbation. If it takes two hands for you to masturbate then God bless you.
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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    Heaven is a place on earth, and the key might be in my prostate. Don’t be fooled by the devil!
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Makes you wonder

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    Makes you wonder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    I always called it a thigh tickler but the word beard works for me.
    I think she's a 3 finger gaper
    Very nice indeed.
    Especially if truly 38 y/o
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  16. 02-25-2019, 08:38 AM #33341
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    Quote Originally Posted by bw_wp_hedonism View Post
    Especially if truly 38 y/o
    That my friend is just a confirmation of the amount of crazy that woman has. Any woman that hawt looking at 38 and single is very likely a wrecking ball headed towards your world. RUN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Lol. I get that there are potential safety issues here. However, that is fucking funny. So meta. Trapped in consumer hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    Heaven is a place on earth, and the key might be in my prostate. Don’t be fooled by the devil!
    Hey, if prostate "massage" is what does it for you, then by all means, you do you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post


    Truth to be told, those robos are less in the back seat than majority of the TGR punters...

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Lol. I get that there are potential safety issues here. However, that is fucking funny. So meta. Trapped in consumer hell.
    My biggest fear is being inside an Ikea during a fire..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    My biggest fear is being inside an Ikea during a fire..
    Congrats! Your biggest fear can be entirely mitigated.

    Fucking snakes can be anywhere.
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    Great, now the slopes will be crowded with robots that ski worse than Buffy and Biff from Possum Trot Missouri.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Great, now the slopes will be crowded with robots that ski worse than Buffy and Biff from Possum Trot Missouri.
    Ummmm....Buffy...

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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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