Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[Pow4Brains]

Huge bummer. Harvesting is scary, especially if there's wind. Farming is a hell of a way to make a living.

Keeping the turbos clear and clean is a full time job.



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[rideit]

Honest question. Does she really look like Billy Idol to you?

It’s the sneer.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

What sneer?

[Vt-Freeheel]

You see what you want to see.
I see a hot horny woman.

[MashedPotatoes]

[Tri-Ungulate]

It’s the sneer.

I wouldn’t mind making her cry “more, more more” in the midnight hour. Just sayin’

[seano732]

I wouldn’t mind making her cry “more, more more” in the midnight hour. Just sayin’

Golf clap.

[JayPowHound]

Meh. She doesn't really do it for me either. Not sure if it's the heavy makeup/bikini combo, the big bush, the discolored armpits or the overall meh face.

Maybe it's the pose. Would like to see some other angles.. but for now 6/10. Would absolutely bang.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Big bush?? Cue the Demi Moore photos.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Meh. She doesn't really do it for me either. Not sure if it's the heavy makeup/bikini combo, the big bush, the discolored armpits or the overall meh face.

Maybe it's the pose. Would like to see some other angles.. but for now 6/10. Would absolutely bang.

Big bush? How old are you?


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[riser4]

[JayPowHound]

Fine, fine. It's not Big. Just less trimmed than I'm used to/prefer. Talking circumference more than depth.

[wicked_sick]

[riser4]

Fine, fine. It's not Big. Just less trimmed than I'm used to/prefer. Talking circumference more than depth.

Seriously?!?! GTFO!!!

[JayPowHound]

^ one of many concerns, as pointed out. And again think I need some other poses / makeup options to make a well informed decision.

I stick with my initial evaluation. 6/10. Would bang.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

^ one of many concerns, as pointed out. And again think I need some other poses / makeup options to make a well informed decision.

I stick with my initial evaluation. 6/10. Would bang.

https://www.elitebabes.com/oustandin...us-body-56892/

[MashedPotatoes]

awesome muppet metal!

[ZomblibulaX]

Fine, fine. It's not Big. Just less trimmed than I'm used to/prefer. Talking circumference more than depth.

You can thank puritanical obscenity laws for your preferences. Once porn became mainstream (VHS) and as it became more easily accessible and producible (internets), rates went down and many girls found they couldn't live on just what they were making for shoots, so they started or went back to stripping as a way to fill the income gap. Special appearances can net a ton of income. But many municipalities have strict regulations regarding topless and full nude bars, and along with dancers not being able to touch you or even themselves (ostensibly to eradicate lap dances), one common rule is that no pubic hair can be showing at any time. Since the girls are wearing as little clothing as possible, it's often easiest to just wax the whole kit and kaboodle so there's no discrepancy. This came back in to porn production, because who wants to grow it out for a one-day shoot, and next thing you know, it becomes a fashion statement to completely depilate your nether regions like you're Barbie. So, you can thank evangelical politicians for you liking women to look like they have alopecia of the crotch.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Alopecia of the Crotch would be good punk band name

[pfluffenmeister]

/\/\/\ Screaming Peaches.

[ZomblibulaX]

Oh, and I guess it's fair to mention that image-obsessed male porn stars (eschewing the grizzly aesthetics of guys like Ron Jeremy) like Peter North popularized men shaving their junk; and of course, since he got his start plugging dudes on film, then I guess you can thank gay porn for why you shave your pubes (that and it making your donger look 1/4" longer).

[krp8128]

Which side is the kaboodle?

[ZomblibulaX]

Which side is the kaboodle?

I'm still trying to figure that one out. Just ask my wife.

[riser4]

Alopecia of the Crotch would be good punk band name

Death metal punk crossever band.

[riser4]

Oh, and I guess it's fair to mention that image-obsessed male porn stars (eschewing the grizzly aesthetics of guys like Ron Jeremy) like Peter North popularized men shaving their junk; and of course, since he got his start plugging dudes on film, then I guess you can thank gay porn for why you shave your pubes (that and it making your donger look 1/4" longer).

You shave your pubes?