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09-21-2021, 08:04 AM #51026
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Dood, WTF, I almost choked right there
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
With my shower bar of soap, I always wash my face first, and wash my butt last. That way my soap is always...... oh gawd, I just read that out loud and realized my fatal error.
Sent from my SM-G998U using TapatalkWhy don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.
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09-21-2021, 08:04 AM #51027
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What kind of heathens don't use a wash cloth? Originally Posted by Danno
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09-21-2021, 08:06 AM #51028
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Pretty sure soap is self cleaning, otherwise wouldnt you just be rubbing ass juice from yesterday, over todays? even with your seperate ass bar? (sorry for lack of titties, but had to ask)
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09-21-2021, 08:06 AM #51029
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Do people actually put a bar of soap in their butt crack?
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09-21-2021, 08:09 AM #51030
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Real men use Lava in their ass crack.
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09-21-2021, 08:09 AM #51031
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I haven't washed my face with soap for years now...
So long, in fact, that I can't even remember why I stopped using soap to wash my face.
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09-21-2021, 08:16 AM #51032
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To the tune of the hokey pokey, kids:
First you wash your hands
And then you wash your butt
And then you wash your hands
Because your hand was in your butt...
That's how I taught it to my kids. Don't stick your soap in your ass.
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09-21-2021, 08:26 AM #51033
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Exactly. My dermatologist told me to use head and shoulders since I get dry flaky skin on my face. And I have a hudge amount of facial hair. Originally Posted by skaredshtles
I haven't washed my face with soap for years now...
So long, in fact, that I can't even remember why I stopped using soap to wash my face.
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09-21-2021, 08:44 AM #51034
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You gotta have that on your headstone. Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX
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09-21-2021, 09:24 AM #51035
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Soap bars are gross, didn't you read anything above? Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Fast Orange with pumice in the 1 gallon pump is the way. Added bonus is you don't even need water in the shower, and you don't need to scrub like crazy to get the lava bar working.Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp
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09-21-2021, 09:46 AM #51036
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Fuck yeah!
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09-21-2021, 12:08 PM #51037
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Get a bidet attachment, life changing and no ass soap needed.
Titties
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09-21-2021, 12:12 PM #51038
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Just spent a week away from home, which meant no bidet. It was traumatic. Originally Posted by thedude2340
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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09-21-2021, 12:15 PM #51039
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^^^This Originally Posted by huckbucket
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09-21-2021, 12:21 PM #51040
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I guess I'm a heathen, a wash cloth never has made much sense to me.
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09-21-2021, 12:24 PM #51041
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THIS - toilet paper has got to be the worst ass cleaner ever, one roll for pat drying lasts 2 months. Originally Posted by bagtagley
I bought another bidet for the ski condo, once you go bidet you never go back... or however that saying goes.
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09-21-2021, 12:48 PM #51042
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Right? How do these neanderthals exfoliate? Originally Posted by Kopi_Red
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09-21-2021, 01:41 PM #51043
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This. Trynna figure out how to put one on my boat. Originally Posted by bagtagley
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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09-21-2021, 02:10 PM #51044
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Just drag your ass off the platform. Shouldn’t need more than 5-10 knots to be effective Originally Posted by oftpiste
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09-21-2021, 02:11 PM #51045
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Originally Posted by huckbucket
https://youtu.be/k-U61RS_q-0
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09-21-2021, 02:14 PM #51046
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Gives a new meaning to calling someone an ass-wipe. Maybe the new proper term is bidet flush.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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09-21-2021, 02:15 PM #51047
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I ski eastern trees in the winter and let the pine branches scrape it off. Originally Posted by huckbucket
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09-21-2021, 03:01 PM #51048
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09-21-2021, 05:10 PM #51049
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Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW
This brings a level of specificity suggesting perhaps a comprehensive list of those objects which are and are not permitted in your ass. Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsHowever many are in a shit ton.
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09-21-2021, 05:13 PM #51050
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What happen if your washing your own butthole and a finger tip breaches the seal? If it feels kinda good does that mean you’re gay? Originally Posted by jm2e
Asking for a friend.
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