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  1. 03-21-2021, 07:43 PM #48176
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    Leave it to More Shit to cunt up even this cherished thread

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    A friend used to say "I don't mind the smell, but do you have to use the WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE?!"
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  2. 03-21-2021, 07:54 PM #48177
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    good call
    Easy way to clear out the friend list, too.
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  3. 03-21-2021, 08:01 PM #48178
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    I don't think masks do much to slow/stop the spread of the virus between people in public spaces not exhibiting symptoms, or otherwise feeling unwell. I think the virus is real and the vaccine is worth getting. I also don't value my own opinion on matters outside of what flavor of ice cream is best (coffee toffee bar crunch), or what a perfectly toasted marshmallow should look like (as deep amber brown as possible without charring. If it catches flame, you lose. Full stop.) so I just put the fucking mask on when I go into stores. It's not that hard. All of this comes with the caveat that I can't even prove to you that I'm real.... For all I know this is all a simulation, or I'm just a figment of another being's imagination.
    ANYHOW, here's some SMUT!
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    That kinda took me back to the sugar shack where my buddy's uncle stashed all his nudist magazines when we were kids.

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  4. 03-21-2021, 09:35 PM #48179
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    Those twins ..........
    However many are in a shit ton.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Do it yourself section?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    That kinda took me back to the sugar shack where my buddy's uncle stashed all his nudist magazines when we were kids.

    I predict the woman on the cover is an order of magnitude hotter than anyone inside.
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  7. 03-21-2021, 11:18 PM #48182
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    I don't think masks do much to slow/stop the spread of the virus between people in public spaces not exhibiting symptoms, or otherwise feeling unwell. I think the virus is real and the vaccine is worth getting. I also don't value my own opinion on matters outside of what flavor of ice cream is best (coffee toffee bar crunch), or what a perfectly toasted marshmallow should look like (as deep amber brown as possible without charring. If it catches flame, you lose. Full stop.) so I just put the fucking mask on when I go into stores. It's not that hard. All of this comes with the caveat that I can't even prove to you that I'm real.... For all I know this is all a simulation, or I'm just a figment of another being's imagination.
    ANYHOW, here's some SMUT!
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    Well done sir on all account, I tip my hat to you.
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  8. 03-22-2021, 01:24 AM #48183
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    Those twins! OMF!Click image for larger version.  Name: FB_IMG_1616394125910.jpeg  Views: 465  Size: 130.5 KB  ID: 368423Name: FB_IMG_1616394294676.jpeg Views: 2444 Size: 84.6 KB

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  9. 03-22-2021, 04:23 AM #48184
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Research the cdc guidelines about “close contact”

    It legit says masks don’t matter. 15 minutes closer than 6 feet. Mask or not.
    Don’t fight me. Fight the cdc.
    Cherry picking obtuse cunt you are.
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  10. 03-22-2021, 05:01 AM #48185
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    I've come to despise them. They're all over the NYS thruway around here since I'm close to the border and they are in fact the worst habitual tailgaiters on the planet.

    I drive fast on the Thruway and never drive in the passing lane unless I'm passing. These fuckers get right up on my ass as I'm doing 80 while passing someone.

    I absolutely love taking my foot off the gas to piss them off...their hands usually go up in the air like Wtf and I laugh. I only pull that move if the right lane is crowded so they can't get by
    Those center rumble strips on the Vt roads give plenty of ammo for the tailgaters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
    Those center rumble strips on the Vt roads give plenty of ammo for the tailgaters.
    They spent quite a while putting them in on a few roads I know of. And then they took them out. WTF? I don't mean that they covered them on the next repave. They actually went and reversed the process. This happened on VT 104 between Fairfax and Cambridge. And I think some parts of VT 15.
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    Weird. They’re all over around here, and while I hate them I appreciate that they’re there. Probably saved my bacon a time or two and handy for whiteout driving....
    focus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    They spent quite a while putting them in on a few roads I know of. And then they took them out. WTF? I don't mean that they covered them on the next repave. They actually went and reversed the process. This happened on VT 104 between Fairfax and Cambridge. And I think some parts of VT 15.
    they put them in down here on rt 7 and then people were bitching about the noise so they filled them back in. Unreal.
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  14. 03-22-2021, 08:05 AM #48189
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    can we get back to some nice boobies please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
    they put them in down here on rt 7 and then people were bitching about the noise so they filled them back in. Unreal.
    I'm sure anyone that lived near a curve where drivers over-apex the corner and touch their wheels to the centerline got really sick of constantly hearing that brrrrrrrrrtttttt sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Weird. They’re all over around here, and while I hate them I appreciate that they’re there. Probably saved my bacon a time or two and handy for whiteout driving....
    Put a wheel in the strip and hop you don't meet someone coming the other way with the same idea. :0
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  17. 03-22-2021, 09:55 AM #48192
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    I'm sure anyone that lived near a curve where drivers over-apex the corner and touch their wheels to the centerline got really sick of constantly hearing that brrrrrrrrrtttttt sound.

    Sounds like some people need to learn to stay in their lane.
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    Holy shit.

    https://youtu.be/xsEMjWdgRdw




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    I try to stick to the dirt roads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Holy shit.

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    Holy shit is right! I never thought para-skiing was fun to watch until now. Full on video game mode
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    Holy shit is right! I never thought para-skiing was fun to watch until now. Full on video game mode
    It was very cool...but I was very nervous. Best in the world or not, that seems like a way to die.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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    Posting a tight butthole after that skiflying was perfect.

    I was puckered watching it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Boobs you say?
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    However many are in a shit ton.
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