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  1. #39801
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    watch out for snakes

  2. #39802
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    "sponsored by Autoblow"
    We were just gonna leave that alone?
    We don't want to talk about your mom.

  3. #39803
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    Stucky’s mom’s username is “Suckathuntermtn”
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  4. #39804
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    That shit was sure the fuck frozen on there^^^. I suggest they rub some paraffin on that blade. In a week or so when it's cooled off.

  5. #39805
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    ..........
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  6. #39806
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    I'd autosuck those nipples.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  7. #39807
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  8. #39808
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    Redhead trumps red latex.

  9. #39809
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    I'm calling it a tie for the world's most beautiful pussy with this one.

  10. #39810
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Redhead trumps red latex.
    Love the mismatched nipples

    Sent from my Pixel 2 XL using TGR Forums mobile app
    Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

  11. #39811
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Why isn't the truck roaring down the track away from the snow plow? Is it on a treadmill?

    Some elemental sodium dust sprinkled on the snow and ice would have been quicker and a lot quieter.
    Well, maybe not so much quieter, but definitely quicker.

  12. #39812
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    Because train jet truck, that’s why.

    Frankly I’m surprised they didn’t just keep lining shit up behind it when they were done with the equally sweet train plow.
    I still call it The Jake.

  13. #39813
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    It's a pretty sweet train plow they have there no doubt. Perhaps a little stickier than might be optimal, but sweet.

  14. #39814
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    Seems like in 45 minutes I could have done just as much with my acetylene torch.

  15. #39815
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    We had a nice run of tits and ass going on here and now you guys are getting off on icy choo choos? Fuckin' Hell!

    Here, maybe this will help thaw your frozen plow.
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  16. #39816
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    mommy? why do i suddenly want to suck on titties?

  17. #39817
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I'm calling it a tie for the world's most beautiful pussy with this one.
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  18. #39818
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Mammalian protruberances.
    As viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male persons conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment.

  19. #39819
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    We had a nice run of tits and ass going on here and now you guys are getting off on icy choo choos? Fuckin' Hell!

    Here, maybe this will help thaw your frozen plow.
    I don't care if those fake titties were made with plaster of paris, they're still delightful to behold.
    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  20. #39820
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    Dirty pillows

  21. #39821
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    As viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male persons conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment.
    Well played
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

  22. #39822
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    Someone musta jizzed on her ass before she sat in the sand.

    Just a guess.

    Who cares?
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  23. #39823
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    I don't know if I would worry about getting raped if I was the woman on the left.Name:  15790725093388949219596853435642.jpg
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    Sent from my Armor_3 using Tapatalk

  24. #39824
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    Oh, Hell Yeah!
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  25. #39825
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    Please tell me that is cocaine.

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