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  1. #39826
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    Because train jet truck, that’s why.

    Frankly I’m surprised they didn’t just keep lining shit up behind it when they were done with the equally sweet train plow.
    I still call it The Jake.

  2. #39827
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    It's a pretty sweet train plow they have there no doubt. Perhaps a little stickier than might be optimal, but sweet.

  3. #39828
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    Seems like in 45 minutes I could have done just as much with my acetylene torch.

  4. #39829
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    We had a nice run of tits and ass going on here and now you guys are getting off on icy choo choos? Fuckin' Hell!

    Here, maybe this will help thaw your frozen plow.
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  5. #39830
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    mommy? why do i suddenly want to suck on titties?

  6. #39831
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I'm calling it a tie for the world's most beautiful pussy with this one.
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  7. #39832
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Mammalian protruberances.
    As viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male persons conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment.

  8. #39833
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    We had a nice run of tits and ass going on here and now you guys are getting off on icy choo choos? Fuckin' Hell!

    Here, maybe this will help thaw your frozen plow.
    I don't care if those fake titties were made with plaster of paris, they're still delightful to behold.
    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  9. #39834
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    Dirty pillows

  10. #39835
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    As viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male persons conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment.
    Well played
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

  11. #39836
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    Someone musta jizzed on her ass before she sat in the sand.

    Just a guess.

    Who cares?
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  12. #39837
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    I don't know if I would worry about getting raped if I was the woman on the left.Name:  15790725093388949219596853435642.jpg
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    Sent from my Armor_3 using Tapatalk

  13. #39838
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    Oh, Hell Yeah!
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  14. #39839
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    Please tell me that is cocaine.

  15. #39840
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    Flour. She's baking sourdough bread.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

  16. #39841
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    I like sprinkles.
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  17. #39842
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    Jimmies!
    watch out for snakes

  18. #39843
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  19. #39844
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    As viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male persons conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment.
    And here come the ice pick in the forehead

  20. #39845
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Please tell me that is cocaine.
    It's OK to think that while you eat her ass.
    Butt it would make it even more exciting.

  21. #39846
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Why isn't the truck roaring down the track away from the snow plow? Is it on a treadmill?

    Some elemental sodium dust sprinkled on the snow and ice would have been quicker and a lot quieter.
    Well, maybe not so much quieter, but definitely quicker.
    That took way longer than I would have guessed. What a shitton of energy used!

    You would think they could somehow engineer the heat produced by the locomotive to run thru/blast at the plow blade while it's plowing. Maybe that wouldn't work. It would just create layers of ice. Idk, but that's whacked.

  22. #39847
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    That took way longer than I would have guessed. What a shitton of energy used!

    You would think they could somehow engineer the heat produced by the locomotive to run thru/blast at the plow blade while it's plowing. Maybe that wouldn't work. It would just create layers of ice. Idk, but that's whacked.
    I no eh, a coupla hosers wit sum ice picks coulda taken cara dat in aboot 20 minutes for nuthin buta two-four, eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  23. #39848
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    ..........
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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  24. #39849
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    watch out for snakes

  25. #39850
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    ..........
    Tell me more...she seems REALLY nice
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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