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03-19-2023, 10:24 AM #54776
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as an austrian i have to push the arnold stoke
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03-20-2023, 02:43 PM #54777
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My suburban neighborhood is home to a 12-foot-tall arborvitae shaped like a circumcised penis. Frankly, it’s the most exciting thing to happen in Tualatin since The Beatles spent the night at the old Sweetbrier Inn.
The impressive arborvitae, aka the “chub shrub,” is the brainchild of Lynn Stanek, a business owner who has lived in Tualatin, a Portland suburb, for 24 years. Stanek said she amused herself for at least 20 years by daydreaming about shaping her front yard shrub into phallic form. The dream became a reality on Aug. 28, 2021.
“I was out there trimming the thing with a 24-inch bar on my hedger thinking, ‘I’m 90% of the way there, why not today?’” Stanek said. Before going full-on chub shrub, Stanek polled her neighbors to see how they felt about having a penis tree pop up in their cul-de-sac.
Stanek’s immediate neighbors, Anthony and Natalie Ballas, thought it was a fine idea. Stanek said other neighbors seemed to think she was kidding. Still, nobody threw themselves in front of her trimmer, so she proceeded with her arboreal bris.
At this point, you may be asking yourself, “why?”
Stanek said that with a global pandemic raging and American politics in upheaval, she was fed up with almost everything. Claiming the carefully sculpted arborvitae accurately captured her feelings at the time, she said, “I finally just went with it.”
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03-20-2023, 09:01 PM #54778
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Almost rented this commercial space for a while, wish we had. I believe it’s referred to as “8 dicks”
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03-20-2023, 11:22 PM #54779
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Daicho buie buie indeed.
Originally Posted by twat
Damn it, now I'm going to be up till god knows when watching '80's Ahnold flicks. So many good one-liners.
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03-21-2023, 05:22 AM #54780
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Daniel Ortega eats here.
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03-21-2023, 07:40 AM #54781
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#7---Pancakes for Breakfast?
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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03-21-2023, 08:47 AM #54782
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they all stole my sole
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03-21-2023, 11:41 PM #54783
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03-22-2023, 08:11 AM #54784
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Hall of fame tits Originally Posted by Viva
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03-22-2023, 08:34 AM #54785
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Lol, they make those everyday. I’ll take real over plastic erry day. Originally Posted by huckbucket
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03-22-2023, 10:47 AM #54786
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must have been cold that day in the shade. Originally Posted by huckbucket
her face looks so central european.... almost southern german/bavaria
fuck me if i am wrong : )Last edited by twat; 03-22-2023 at 03:03 PM.
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03-22-2023, 05:57 PM #54787
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The guy with the dog is struggling so hard not to turn around and look that you can see his soul coming out of his neck. Originally Posted by Muffcabbage
However many are in a shit ton.
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03-22-2023, 06:41 PM #54788
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Muffoyster Originally Posted by Muffcabbage
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03-22-2023, 06:55 PM #54789
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Poor girl needs a sammich
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-22-2023, 07:41 PM #54790
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She looks fit as a fiddle to me. Gymnast, maybe?
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03-22-2023, 07:52 PM #54791
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Not so Euro ... Originally Posted by twat
http://thehun.net/galleries/2066936_...from-Zoey.html
And maybe real?
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03-22-2023, 09:27 PM #54792
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Perhaps she'd offer me the honor of making her one. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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03-22-2023, 09:54 PM #54793
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Where is she on the hot/crazy matrix?
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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03-23-2023, 05:23 AM #54794
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If you have to ask... Originally Posted by rideit
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03-23-2023, 05:33 AM #54795
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The eyes say tripping balls Originally Posted by rideit
But she’s probably also crazy when sober
Damn sure being naked is never a problem
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03-23-2023, 08:32 AM #54796
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You are right...damm.. good find. Originally Posted by huckbucket
There is a more warmweather plant in the background... maybe australia
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03-23-2023, 05:56 PM #54797
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03-23-2023, 06:03 PM #54798
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Soo hot and soo talented. I heart debbie harry. As cool as they come
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03-23-2023, 07:34 PM #54799
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Roll me in designer sheets Originally Posted by Labcabin
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03-23-2023, 11:00 PM #54800
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Ya got that backwards there son. I would like to give her the honor of making ME one. Originally Posted by oftpiste
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