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  1. #51101
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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    i've been laughing at this stuff. gold!

    This is what happens when you don't share your weekend 8ball and you can't take a dump

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    When you swore as a kid and your mom washed your mouth out with soap did it taste like ass? Did you have watch springs in your teeth after?

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    My friend's mom used a big ol' squirt of Palmolive dish soap. Mmmmm, mmmmmm!
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    My friend's mom used a big ol' squirt of Palmolive dish soap. Mmmmm, mmmmmm!
    Id be like "FUCK, THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!" and promptly get a dbl squirt for moar swearing

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  4. #51104
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    Dial. I had bars of Dial shoved in my mouth. Didn’t really care, it wasn’t that bad.


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  5. #51105
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    Heh. A smart or dirty mouth was like idle hands - we just got increased chore duty. And on a small farm, that usually meant mucking stalls or shovelling chicken shit or the like. Or cleaning the bathroom, storage crawlspace, etc. Soap was saved for getting the stink off after the punishment.

  6. #51106
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    Back when i got kicked out of boyscouts the punishment was equal to the offence. Got kicked out for eating a brownie

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  7. #51107
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    We got to bite the bar in gym class. Coach Bowker would put up with us fighting until someone was getting trounced or a female teacher came along, but if you swore you had to leave teeth marks in the soap bar. Same bar, for the whole school, all year.

  8. #51108
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Dial. I had bars of Dial shoved in my mouth. Didn’t really care, it wasn’t that bad.


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    Tasted like eating ass, actually.


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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  9. #51109
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    Back when i got kicked out of boyscouts the punishment was equal to the offence. Got kicked out for eating a brownie
    You're going to hell dude. Only beavers can mess with brownies.

  10. #51110
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    Back when i got kicked out of boyscouts the punishment was equal to the offence. Got kicked out for eating a brownie

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    You got kicked out for eating out a Brownie?

    Bad ass


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    Once you go black ....
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

  12. #51112
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    Zoom court shenanigans by defendant:

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    https://www.instagram.com/p/CUIQxAZp...dium=copy_link Sound on for the lulz

  13. #51113
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    Two Dead After Man Jumps Off Building, Landing On Victim

    https://dailyvoice.com/new-york/nass...hester/816643/

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    More ass less death

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    What a fkn jong. If he hadve signed in as Peter Derpooperheusen he wouldnt get but raped by the judge

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  16. #51116
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    You're going to hell dude. Only beavers can mess with brownies.
    the brownies have the beavers to eat...
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    A sheep farmer stuck in lockdown in New South Wales who was unable to attend his aunt’s funeral has honoured her memory with the ultimate tribute: a love heart made from sheep. Ben Jackson from Guyra couldn’t make it to Brisbane to be with his aunt during her final moments after a two-year fight with cancer that began at the start of the pandemic

    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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  18. #51118
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    a love heart made from sheep.
    I can't bear to watch. He killed the sheep and laid their bodies down in the shape of a heart?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Love and sheep, that's got some strong Wyoming vibes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I can't bear to watch. He killed the sheep and laid their bodies down in the shape of a heart?
    That would really upset Clarice.......
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    That would really upset Clarice.......
    Almost choked. Great post .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    Tasted like eating ass, actually.


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    Tastes like pennies
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Tastes like pennies
    Oh man you owe me a new keyboard......
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
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  24. #51124
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Tastes like pennies
    We used to say “dirty quarters”’

    If you know you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Tastes like pennies

    Man charged with illegally removing a volunteer’s balls and then allegedly announcing his plan to eat them

    https://nypost.com/2021/09/22/castra...ching-surgery/


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