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  1. #49651
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    werd.

    And now, for another tidbit of wisdom...


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    O-face.


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    The Folly burn was a solid burn shitshow, I can attest. Many people got trampled.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    I was never the guy that could land the perfect girls when I was single so I guess I learned to overlook some things. Honestly it was a blessing. The couple times I actually dated 'hot' girls...lol. Fuck that. I'm too big an asshole and too self centered to cater to something like that.

    But really I always wonder how many guys would really kick an attractive girl with big labia out of bed. The girl warned me about them first so I knew what I was getting into and I guess she must have felt it was important to let me know. Once a pretty girl warned me her tits weren't up to par with the rest of her lovely body. That didn't stop me either.

    One really pretty girl I met on Match warned me that she had just moved back to Iowa from New York City where she lived in an apartment and fucked some dudes who were cocaine dealers for a few months before getting pregnant with one of their swimmers and that she had gotten really into cyber sex lately. That stopped me cold and she told me I was a stiff on the walk back to her car. Lol.
    I married a fucking model. Worst thing I ever fucking did. End of story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I married a fucking model. Worst thing I ever fucking did. End of story.
    I am sure it's a much more entertaining story than all that.

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    I think we need pics. We should be more scientific on this "worst" judgement

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    The only good beautiful women are the ugly ducklings.

    The ones that are worshipped in teenage years are mentally destroyed
    . . .

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    My HS girlfriend that was a 10 is a giant piece of shit now. She’s a Fox News contributor, Trump puppy, and now looks like she is an attorney for Matt Gaetz defending his pedo actions.

    Bullet dodged.


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    Imo .. mine is pretty damn near a 10 and we have been together for over 20 years. She is killing at being a mom, wife, and makes good cashola. Just wish she wouldn't pester me so much about cleaning my BBQ. They are all different upstairs, can't be grouped into one stereotype based on their looks.
    www.skevikskis.com Check em out!

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    Yeah, you were wise to lock that down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Every fucking time!

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    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel

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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Imo .. mine is pretty damn near a 10 and we have been together for over 20 years. She is killing at being a mom, wife, and makes good cashola. Just wish she wouldn't pester me so much about cleaning my BBQ. They are all different upstairs, can't be grouped into one stereotype based on their looks.
    That is why you are the boss.

    Feel free to continue to grace this forum with her image. I have short memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I married a fucking model. Worst thing I ever fucking did. End of story.
    Hand or male?


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    Plastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    Hand or male?


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    JP Prewit

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
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    From the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalogue.

    Legend.


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    My Dad was a hand model. True story I kid you not.

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    COLONEL
    Your mission is to proceed up the
    Nung River in a navy patrol boat,
    pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu
    Mung Ba, follow it, learn what you
    can along the way. When you find
    the colonel, infiltrate his team
    by whatever means available, and
    terminate the colonel's command.

    WILLARD
    (to General)
    Terminate...the colonel?

    GENERAL
    He's out there operating without
    any decent restraint, totally beyond
    the pale of any acceptable human
    conduct. And he is still in the
    field commanding troops.

    CIVILIAN
    Terminate with extreme prejudice.


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    Relatively low post count.

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    Hey, it's the man with the blue hat! Long time no see!

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    Two women, one fat and the other slim, sat on straw-bottomed chairs, knitting black wool. The slim one got up and walked straight at me – still knitting with downcast eyes – and only just as I began to think of getting out of her way, as you would for a somnambulist, stood still, and looked up. Her dress was as plain as an umbrella-cover, and she turned round without a word and preceded me into a waiting-room.
    . . .

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    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.

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