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  1. #23151
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    Like my Dad used to say..."just need a couple of Okies and a come-along, and we'll get it done..."
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  2. #23152
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    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/27/w...in-stolen.html

    BERLIN — You could never palm it, flip it or plunk it into a vending machine. But apparently it can be pinched: The world’s largest gold coin, a 221-pound Canadian monster called the Big Maple Leaf, was stolen overnight from the Bode Museum in Berlin, the police said on Monday......
    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

  3. #23153
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    How did she hide it in her undersized purse??

  4. #23154
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  5. #23155
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    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/eas...eriously-burnt

    A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.

  7. #23157
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    Bush fire?

  8. #23158
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    NO SHIT!
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  9. #23159
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    Well that would chap my ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  10. #23160
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    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

    -Scottish Proverb

  11. #23161
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    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  12. #23162
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    Far enough...


  13. #23163
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    I'm thinking they put something on her jeans for it to burn like that.

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  15. #23165
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    SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!


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    Ode to Scottyb

























    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

    -Scottish Proverb

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    the scottyb legacy lives on

  18. #23168
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    Well played, Binky.

    Nightmares will ensue.

  19. #23169
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Well played, Binky.

    Sweet, sweet, plump dreams will ensue.
    FIFY

  20. #23170
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    Y'all miss my post a page back? That shot was real. 19 and well..yeh

  21. #23171
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

    Fucking A. Where's Thelonious?

  22. #23172
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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    Y'all miss my post a page back? That shot was real. 19 and well..yeh
    Real, as in should be in the Ullr thread?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    My six year old figured this out last month, she asked who Adam and Eve's kids married if they were the only people.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  24. #23174
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    I saw that coin last spring. No idea how they did that, it's a big fucking coin in a museum surrounded by water and a train track. I'm sure there were more valuable things there but good can just be melted down
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Fucking A. Where's Thelonious?
    The store was still up in December I thought about buying some shirts for the raffle at BBI but I figured nobody would know it and those who did might not appreciate a bukkake whelk. The Iceman special version is still up too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    My six year old figured this out last month, she asked who Adam and Eve's kids married if they were the only people.
    Mother fucker!!!

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