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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post


    For some reason I am compelled to post this here.
    Maybe next time some know it all is bragging about something no one in the room knows I'll be able to one up that braggart and talk about Antarctic scale worms.
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    Antarctic scale worms.
    With their really scary 2mm bite.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Hey, genital crabs have an even smaller bite, but it ain't something you want to experience.
















    Or so I've been told.
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    add scabies to that list
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    CHICAGO—Describing the experience as “pure joy” from start to finish, area woman Emma Calbert told reporters Monday her unplanned but fortuitous 2:30 a.m. trip through Steven Seagal’s Wikipedia entry, which kept her up later than usual last night, was worth every goddamn second. “I wound up there after stumbling across the page for Under Siege, and holy shit, I had no idea what a treat I was in for,” said Calbert, who recounted the pleasure of learning that, over the years, the action star had become best friends with Vladimir Putin, marketed a failed brand of aftershave called “Scent of Action,” and served as guardian to the only child of the 10th Panchen Lama of Tibet. “While I was pretty tired this morning, I could never regret the genuine delight of discovering that Steven Seagal has an extensive collection of swords and custom-made firearms, and is, on top of everything else, really into animal rights. To be sure, much of the entry, like the long list of sexual assault allegations against him, is pretty fucked up—but did you know that in 2005 he released a guitar album called Songs From The Crystal Cave?” Calbert added that her only regret was that she would never again be able to explore the page’s “Personal Life” section for the very first time.

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    Fuck that guy. He's boring.

    Tits or GTFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Tits or GTFO.
    ass ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    scabies
    Nothing a little lindane can't fix.
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your ski schools, I went on your church trips, I went to your alpine race-training facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?!"

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    Last edited by SB; 06-15-2020 at 06:12 AM.
    watch out for snakes

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    A bit late, but this was relevant 3 days ago (sound on).

    https://v.redd.it/3yeot5ai5x451

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    ass ok?

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    In
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    Not believing' the country ....... not that it matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CS2-6 View Post
    Nothing a little lindane can't fix.
    That was intense yet satisfying in an odd -yes I had scabies once and it drove me crazy-
    I still get psychosomatic reactions on my forearm where I caught....don't ask
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    ........


    Holy Jamoca Almond Fudge
    I'm lick her and then some
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    I’ll take dimples.

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    Straw bale girl broke the meter, but then Minka Kelly blew the fucker up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post


    Holy Jamoca Almond Fudge
    I'm lick her and then some
    is that emily rajatrkshdjssski?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    is that emily rajatrkshdjssski?
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    If it isn’t than she has an exact look alike...



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    The on line world goes wild for that chick but as a young man, I dated and .... much finer looking young ladies. In my world she is no big deal. That grill is almost butterface
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    The on line world goes wild for that chick but as a young man, I dated and .... much finer looking young ladies. In my world she is no big deal. That grill is almost butterface
    Yes her mug looks odd at times but those tits never do. She does have a great body so she's a Meatloaf
    "cause 2 out 3 ain't bad"

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    Well played Viva.
    Btw thats a keeper.
    Gonna use that on my debbie-downer friends

    And why is this gorgeous women staring at me like she wants something. All she has to do is ask.
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