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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    She's past peak thiccness. Now she's getting obese.
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    Just makes everything go dark quicker when she sits on your face

    Win
    I’m pretty much on the opposite end of the spectrum from booner when it comes to what I like in a body, but damn, that made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    I LOL'd. Thrice.
    What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
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    I've never had a lentil on my face.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    watch out for snakes

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    Got a double from this one. Good first date ice breaker. Hope you don't mind if I borrow it.

    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
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    I've never had a lentil on my face.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    first date icebreaker?

    tell me how it goes
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    first date icebreaker?

    tell me how it goes
    Slapped 9 out of 10 times. But that 10th time!

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    Does anyone else see Sigourney Weaver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    She's past peak thiccness. Now she's getting obese.
    She may want to cut back on the beer consumption.

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    penguins are a hateful bird
    watch out for snakes

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    Easy way to find out quickly if watersports are of interest. Better to find out sooner than later, right? You should try it too!

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    first date icebreaker?
    tell me how it goes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    but




    I don’t wanna get peeed on

    I really don’t
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    This will continue to grow.
    Well, quit playing with it
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    Does anyone else see Sigourney Weaver?






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    Yup

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    More like Rudy Giuliani

    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    Does anyone else see Sigourney Weaver?
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    You mean, like, after she gave birth to the hybrid alien that ultimately got sucked through a pin-hole into vacuum? That Sigourney?!?

    Maybe ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Just makes everything go dark quicker when she sits on your face

    Win
    While I don't share the same tastes as you, I've gotta say that I love your attitude.

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    Someone can embed for me if ya want


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    I don’t wanna get peeed on

    I really don’t
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    More like Rudy Giuliani

    Glenn looks like shit. Do does Rudy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    More like Rudy Giuliani

    Sigourney needs to up her Spanx game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    Does anyone else see Sigourney Weaver?






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    Well that's just great, now I want to bang Glenn Danzig. This is not how I wanted to end my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    but




    I don’t wanna get peeed on

    I really don’t

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    Quote Originally Posted by papapoopski View Post
    Well that's just great, now I want to bang Glenn Danzig. This is not how I wanted to end my day.
    Thats the danger of the PR.

    You are totally attracted to what before was hideous, like water sports.
    watch out for snakes

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