Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[Mazderati]

Pool trivia. It's not the chlorine that smells. It's the chloramine created after urine is introduced.

[grinch]

Worked at a public hot pool. Crowds used to wait in line to pay to stand in the remaining 2ft by 2ft of remaining space for the "healing benefit". It didn't take long before I realized any perceived healing benefit was far outweighed by whatever the crowd was doing or bringing into that pool. Safe to say that one dip in the pool you could guarantee a few people pretty much pissed on you. Good night at the Moscow Hilton.Lots of disgusting happening. Hacking luggies everywhere, squeezing their ball juice from their trunks in the drinking fountains, to dropping turtle heads any number of spots. I'd only go to a public pool , hot tub or steam room if it was slow, well maintained , wore my flip flops anywhere outside the pool and had a good supply of towels. Pretty selective at this point

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[BmillsSkier]

I learned everything I need to know about the public, and their bathing habits, by lifeguarding at a second tier water park during the late 90s.

I could have saved that study’s authors a lot of time and money. Go ahead fellas, ask me anything.

[Mazderati]

Is it a homicide?

[Vt-Freeheel]

facebook.com bails and fails



NY man-high-on-lsd-saves-dog-from-imaginary-house-fire--police/

[cinnepa]

^^^ #2 could have been so much worse...a win really.

[Benny Profane]

The giant penis in the sky.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/b...nis-in-the-sky

[criscam]

Re pools...a few years ago in the town I went to HS in a woman went down the slide at the public pool and drowned. Lifeguards were on duty. Only prob was no one knew about it until they found her body 2 days later. That's how murky the water was. Safe to say a few people lost their jobs.

[Dantheman]

I learned everything I need to know about the public, and their bathing habits, by lifeguarding at a second tier water park during the late 90s.

I could have saved that study’s authors a lot of time and money. Go ahead fellas, ask me anything.

I seem to recall some pretty good stories from you on this topic. Public pools = Walmart + water

Re pools...a few years ago in the town I went to HS in a woman went down the slide at the public pool and drowned. Lifeguards were on duty. Only prob was no one knew about it until they found her body 2 days later. That's how murky the water was. Safe to say a few people lost their jobs.

OMFG!


Ted Cruz says we need Space Force to protect us from space pirates: https://www.yahoo.com/news/ted-cruz-...180216131.html

[Gcooker]

The first and last all inclusive I went to in Mexico was an eye opener. Hoards of white trash fuck wits at the swim up bar getting trashed and NEVER leaving the pool, for hours. I didn't clue in until I swam over to get a drink and the water temp was noticeably warmer near the bar. That was the last time I dipped a toe in the pool.

[BmillsSkier]

I seem to recall some pretty good stories from you on this topic. Public pools = Walmart + water

Yeah, there here somewhere. Some genius from that era of my life decided to create a Facebook group to post and share pictures from that aquatic-thrill ride cesspool so we can all relive the terror forced upon us every day when the gates opened.

We did have 40+ girl lifeguards to us 10 or so guys so for those two summers things were all right. Something about guarding under-chlorinated bodies of water in the hot sun really gave the ladies a kind of morally-casual attitude and negotiable virtues.

[Gcooker]

Kinda how a feel about book keeping.

[MakersTeleMark]

There is someone on this board who shall remain nameless that actually has one of those.

[splat]

[SB]

Time of the signs.

Me feels like a handicrapper today.

Creme helps

[splat]

There are three FKNA stickers in a row in that shot.

[SB]

Nice, triple play!

[JongDoe]

Re pools...a few years ago in the town I went to HS in a woman went down the slide at the public pool and drowned. Lifeguards were on duty. Only prob was no one knew about it until they found her body 2 days later. That's how murky the water was. Safe to say a few people lost their jobs.

I remember seeing that article when it happened and thinking the lifeguards were seriously out to lunch. Then i saw the pic of the water and was like WTF. I'm a dumbass that loves public pools but that pool was scary.

[Shredhead]

half-of-americans-admit-using-swimming-pool-in-lieu-of-shower

Totally guilty. Every ride ends at the pool.

[::: :::]

It’s one thing if you’re dirty...
If you’re just sweaty, that’s not bad at all...do people think no one sweats in a pool?

[m2711c]

Just sweaty? That's 99% of what is actually fucking up yer pool. even "if" no one peed at all, folks can sweat up to half a liter per hour...

[liv2ski]

All this gross pool talk, I will stick to the ocean and all of it's fish poo and piss. At least there are waves and 50 of my best friends trying to drop in on me.

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[FLS]

All this gross pool talk, I will stick to the ocean and all of it's fish poo and piss. At least there are waves and 50 of my best friends trying to drop in on me.

This!

[Angle Parking]

[QUOTE=Vt-Freeheel;5672639]facebook.com bails and fails

OMG, legit devastation.