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    Assembling A Gas Grill

    Just stunning that a freshman in high school and his mother are incapable of assembling a simple gas grill.
    Yet, they can list my short comings and faults daily.
    Paging fucking Al Bundy.

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    why don't you put it together, you butthurt sandbox vagina?

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    ^^^seriously....assuming that skiballs is a grown man he shouldnt have his kid and wife putting together a grill


    and- if your kid doesnt know how to do it --that is on you. Teach the kid something
    let your tracks be lost in the dark and snow

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    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines View Post
    why don't you put it together, you butthurt sandbox vagina?
    I laughed !

    Maybe it's the mothers or her gay sons grill ???

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    The world is changed. In my bicycle shop I see countless parents come in with their 17 year old kids to drop off a bike to have a flat tire fixed. over twenty years I see it has gotten worse and worse. If a 40 something year old dad (doctor, banker, whatever) can't show his kid how to change a tube, and a 17 year old with no obvious handicap can't look at it and deduce how to do it, this country is in sad shape.

    In the meantime, a $20 bill will get her done...

    oh, $150 I'll do that grill for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines View Post
    why don't you put it together, you butthurt sandbox vagina?
    He says will sucking his wifes toes and wiping his kids ass.

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    I bet your wife thinks you're a whiny pussy.
    Be careful next time you're outta town, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gorms View Post
    ^^^seriously....assuming that skiballs is a grown man he shouldnt have his kid and wife putting together a grill


    and- if your kid doesnt know how to do it --that is on you. Teach the kid something
    This. [/end thread]
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    I spent a life time fixing things , eventualy getting paid to do/fix things a lot of which I felt any idiot should be able to do

    What I learned is that NOT any idiot can do them, there are people out there who just can't fix anything and should not be allowed to own tools

    Having said that ... there are a lot of things I am not good at or can't do

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    What I learned is that NOT any idiot can do them, there are people out there who just can't fix anything and should not be allowed to own tools
    That's because there are a lot of Dads like Skiballs...

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    OK I'll help you out here, after your kid goes to school when do you leave for work? I'll do it then. I'll send you a bill later, better yet when are you out of town?
    You know, you can swear on this site. Fuck, shit bitch. See?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    That's because there are a lot of Dads like Skiballs...
    God I hope so.
    A father that makes his kids do chores, the horror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    God I hope so.
    A father that makes his kids do chores, the horror.
    Yep, let the kid learn for himself how to put something together without the dad hovering over him.
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here, and guess that skiballs is really busy and could use some help around the house.
    Not too busy to break from what he is doing, and post about what his kid and wife aren't doing, but busy none the less.
    IDK
    Shout "RTFM!" at them?
    Although, it seems whenever you tell someone to RTFM, they go "huh?"
    If they new RTFM, they would have done it.
    Don't ask what it means. Google it.
    If you can't use the internet to quickly find an answer to your question, go away.

    Skiballs, you could also try this one: "It doesn't work because you're a moron."
    That'll get the grill put together lickity-split.

    These people who can't change a bike tire. Don't many of them shop at IKEA? Maybe not. Just wondering out loud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    What's the big deal...twenty years ago you needed an engineering degree from MIT to put one of those fuckers together...today when it says "some assembly required" it pretty much means you have to take it out of the box.
    The Sheriff is near!

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