What's the difference between a woman and a refridgerator???

[Big Snowballs]

On another note, if I lock my wife and my dog in the trunk of the car and drive around for an hour.
Who do you thing will be glad to see me when I open the trunk again?

[Tippster]

[IslandSnow]

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[Bosco]

It was so obvious and I missed it... but i did have a good laugh.

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Fuck Her.

[Boomer28]

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[TheMessenger]

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to SUCK MY COCK!




How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What impact have feminists had on modern american patriarchal, chauvinist, culture from a deconstructivist historical standpoint?
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who cares, as long as they SUCK MY COCK!!

[systemoverblow'd]

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[Intuit]

How do you get a woman to do two things at once?
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Put the bed in the kitchen.

[the Cock]

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?


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pregnant.

[the Cock]

Why did God give women one brain cell more than he gave to horses?


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So they wouldn't shit in the street during parades.

[ren]

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?













A washing machine doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

[RootSkier]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?
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You can't jelly your cock up a bitches ass.

That's pretty goddamn funny.

[jahoney]

what? since when can't you jelly your cock up a bitches ass? they prefer it with a little of that ky -- you know.




what do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

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hit her a few times.

[GeezerSteve]

What do 32,000,000 battered women in American have in common?

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The stupid cunts just won't listen

[whipski]

[Tuckerman]

This thread has been brought to you by Chis Brown.

[MMP]

how do you make a woman scream twice
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fuck her up the ass and wipe your dick on the drapes

[Superstar Punani]

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Albert Einstein's dick


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After you've had legs, breasts and thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in



What's the similarity between women and prawns?
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The pink bits are good, but their heads are full of shit

[Tippster]

Wow - figures this thread would bring SuPu out of lurk-mode.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Great random old bump.

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Because she's a woman.

[Tor-tour]

Why were women invented?












To get the semen from the bed to the toilet....

[bfree]

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Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

[RockChalk]

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[stuckathuntermtn]

NSFW

[Big Snowballs]

NSFW

FUCK'N AWESOME !