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Thread: Meet the Maggots
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11-19-2004, 08:22 PM #26
I learned pretty quickly on this board that if none of my non-internet friends wanted to go skiing with me, I could almost always find someone here that's up for it. Also learned that even some of the people who appear to be shitheads on this board are really good folks-- so don't be afraid to go skiing with the maggots!
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11-19-2004, 08:24 PM #27
i learned that being a lady on here was kinda tough at first ...now it's gotten much better.
w00t for the ladies.
Nice work cletus.you sketchy character, you
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11-19-2004, 08:56 PM #28
Excellent revision, Cletus!
As for words of advise...Think long and hard about your board name. Pick one that you'll be proud to respond to for years to come. And when you do something really JONGish that people will remember you for, take a hiatus from the board for awhile, come up with a new screen name, and come back when you're ready to respect this community and everything it stands for.
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11-19-2004, 09:48 PM #29Funky But Chic
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Sticky-fied!!!
Mr. Owens, you rule. Thanks for everything.
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11-19-2004, 10:20 PM #30Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
UAIOE:
gross and perverted
obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
but very little has changed
I'm a tool of the government
and in the street too
for I'm destined to rule
and I'm gonna regulate you
vile and pernicious
but you can't look away
may you think I'm delicious
with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
have you guessed it yet?
I'm the slime oozing out
from your TV sets
tell me you love me (x3)
like I want you to
I love you so right now
I'm right for you
I want to come inside
get a hold on you
just get me wasted and
you're half way there
if my mind's torn up
then I really don't care
I am the air
I am the water
I am the dirt beneath your shoes
tie her up
strip down and get loose
fuck yourself up
corrupt your body and soul
sooner or later you'll believe what I told
tell me you love me
like I want you to
I love you so right now
I'm right for you
burning with the fire
of my heart's desire
tell me--tell me
tell me you love me...
Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitlied !
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11-19-2004, 10:42 PM #31
Talking Smack and Trip reports,
Sure we like a good yarn, we like to hear about new, weird and wonderful places to ski, we do like them a whole lot more with pictures.
Beware pictures tell a thousand words, so don't use someone else’s pictures to back up your armchair trip report.....one of us might have been there , one of us may have skied with you......you might entice maggots to ski with you...some can ski, some have put up scary first decent and then some just pull double backs off 40 footers for breakfast.
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11-20-2004, 10:26 AM #32
When in doubt, ask for change for a nickel.
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11-20-2004, 03:19 PM #33
Hi, Im new here. So what are you guys all about? I like to snowboard, but skiing is for dorks.
Oh, and these Summits, can anyone come, cause I hear the first one of the season is in Utah around Dec 15-20th. Do you have to be a card carrying member to ride with you all? Sounds like a great way to meet some of you and kick off the season proper.
Nice Cletyos!! I dig.
And I have no sister.Last edited by Buzzworthy; 11-20-2004 at 03:21 PM.
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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11-20-2004, 04:21 PM #34Originally Posted by SherpaStyle
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11-20-2004, 06:38 PM #35Originally Posted by laseranimal
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11-20-2004, 06:39 PM #36
JONG question
Originally Posted by yogachik
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11-20-2004, 08:23 PM #37
EDIT: nothing more to add from this corner!
Last edited by Yossarian; 11-21-2004 at 08:41 PM.
Thrutchworthy Production Services
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11-20-2004, 08:45 PM #38Banned
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Originally Posted by SherpaStyle
I picked it because I was a dork and I thought it would sound cool and make people think I was super-rad, but that's b.s. Pick something that truly repesents who you are, or at least something funny and memorable. On that note, does anyone have suggestions on a possible name change for me, or do ya like the handle? Maybe I'll have a better idea after I spend some time with you nutjobs out in Ootah in like 3 weeks. w00t w00t
Oh yeah, and great thread Yoss.
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11-20-2004, 11:36 PM #39
Yoss is preaching the gospel!
Please add stand-up philosopher & wandering minstrel to the list.
Lets hear it for the Powder Nation.Calmer than you dude
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11-20-2004, 11:36 PM #40Originally Posted by Yossarian
probably worth it.
What a difference ayear makes.....
Nice job
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11-21-2004, 11:01 AM #41
do not polute. if you are polute, you are drown.
Deep in cavern Whelk can feel polution, i will rise, as a malestrom of hate, and destroy from above with warm spew of death. and then you are drown.
shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
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11-21-2004, 04:55 PM #42Originally Posted by Out_to_lunchMore fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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11-21-2004, 06:38 PM #43Originally Posted by glademaster
Bad Roo suggested you just remove the g, d, e, a, s and the t.
I said, do away with it the name altogether and just call yourself PAD or PAD900posts.Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.
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11-21-2004, 09:41 PM #44Originally Posted by SherpaStyle
And only losers choose a screenname that's a hybrid of the skier who's influenced them the most and a 17th century playwright."There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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11-21-2004, 09:48 PM #45
Change for a nickle = universal maggot call
Crack before post = saying something stupid...duh"I smell varmint puntang."
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11-22-2004, 07:34 AM #46
do not think about Thelonious in a sexual way. bottom line.
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11-22-2004, 08:06 AM #47
Nice work! Good to see the Welcome Wagon rolled out again.
Words of wisdom:
Posting porn or links to porn is always welcomed - especially so on Fridays, but toss a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) notice either in the subject line of posts containing photos, or in the post body for posts with links.
Basically, use common sense and let us cube monkeys know if there's something in the post we shouldn't view during office hours.Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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11-22-2004, 11:43 AM #48
A few items I've gleaned:
-Maggot-specific terminology: BINDERS, SPANCERED, MANG, SOLLY, EXPLODERS... (others?)
-For some reason Markers suck. The collective believes they pre-release worse than Tyrolias, which I've found to be patently untrue, but I'll be a sheep and BAAA when prompted.
-Pocket Rockets are to be treated in the same manner as Markers, yet are the guilty pleasure of more Magnions than you think.
-A few spelling hints:
NAIVE
DEFINITELY (Thanks, Icemang)
Also, knowing when and how to use THEIR, THERE, and THEY'RE is recommended. Not 'cause I'm some kind of Spelling Nazi (not MY alias,) but it lowers the bar of your perceived brilliance.
-It helps if you're a gay democrat treehugger dopesmoker from West of the Mississippi. Otherwise you better be a gay democrat treehugger dopesmoker from East of the Mississippi, or be named Brett and be a douchebag that you'd love to ski with.
-VICARIOUS POWHOUND is NOT a good name to choose. Neither Is HRDCORESNORIDER.
Edit for "I before E except after C."Last edited by Tippster; 11-22-2004 at 01:04 PM.
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11-22-2004, 12:00 PM #49Registered User
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Originally Posted by Tippster
edit - Really. I'm not joking.
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11-22-2004, 07:39 PM #50Funky But Chic
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This thread needs a picture of Thelonius.
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