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    Quote Originally Posted by papapoopski View Post
    Ned Stark has been faking all along. Just like in the first SAW movie, he stands up slowly, menacingly and yells "siiiiike bitches!". Takes back the north.

    Dany goes batshit cat lady mode and starts disciplining her dragon with a rolled up newspaper, constantly screaming at it while she wears a bathrobe and curlers. Drogon regresses and starts chewing buildings, dragging his ass on the floor while dragging himself with his front legs and chasing his tail. They live alone in the wilderness. Dany discovers vermouth and slips silently into the cold dark night.

    Sansa invents social media in westeross using the lord of light to create holograms that she can leave behind for people to watch others. She becomes an influencer. Ned decapitates her.

    Tyrion becomes the Ron Jeremy of their time, popular at first but then he just makes cringy cameos at royal parties where he is uninvited. People smile apprehensively but they really wish he would just drink himself to death already.

    Arya forms a straightedge, vegan, death metal band where she is lead vocalist, but changes faces to get on the drums every now and then because that's her real passion but she doesn't want to be known as the drummer because drummers are weird. She tours by horse drawn wagon which is cool at first but she's constantly late for shows. She sings a lot about her sword and her time with the hound and how he was so misunderstood and she was the only one that really "got" him.

    Bran is still a weird little fucker and just sits there in the corner at Arya's shows. Bronn is a bouncer. He throws Bran into the mosh pit where he is stomped to death. Good fucking riddance to the useless twat.

    Davos becomes a host on a game show but still won't stop saying "I don't know much about xxxx". Give it a rest Davos, we get it.

    Jon Snow is king and gets dosed with acid at the after party. He finds joy in life and smiles for the first time. He decides to never wear shoes again and sits alone in the woods playing single notes on his lute for days on end. Eventually he forgoes all material possessions and dresses in animal skins and lives in a cave. He realizes that the wildlings "have it all figured out" and heads north to follow their tour. Jon meets up with Tormund and all they do is trip balls in the woods together.

    Gendry and Brienne spy each other from across the room at the royal acid after party. They totally hit it off. Brienne is never not pregnant again. She shops at the expensive food market, does yoga and drives a volvo horse buggy. Gendry files things for Sam.

    Grey Worm starts taking yoga classes to fix that stupid fucking posture of his. He dives head first into class and gets really, really into it. He is by far the most flexible person in class but is troubled by not being able to give himself a BJ. He gets starbucks after class with Brienne and they giggle a lot.

    Sam becomes a power hungry middle manager, trying to climb the corporate ladder but is rejected by his peers for being too weird and constantly talking about some nerd show that he saw with a dying guy making something called "meth" to save his family before he dies of cancer. It's completely unrealistic compared to the real world of dragons and zombies. Sam's wife and children don't respect him. Sam takes it all out on Gendry.

    The rest of the citizens are tired of all this royal family bullshit and just want to STFUAGBTW.
    "because that's her real passion but she doesn't want to be known as the drummer because drummers are weird." That is the best line ever. My 8 year old girl is playing drums now. She would love to be the weird one.

    Was that all you, or did to copy that whole thing? If it was you, congrats. You have a weird mind. Never change.

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    Well this was a good fit!


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    Don't forget this one. I think it actually works better:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamburello Rouge View Post
    Don't forget this one. I think it actually works better:

    Indeed! That is even better. Totally badass.

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    That reminded me of the “ Freebird” scene in the Kingsman movie, only it was on steroids
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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Well this was a good fit!

    Awesome.

    Love the line “take a look to the sky just before you die, it’s the last time you will!”

    Fucking pumped, I need to kill something.

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    interesting scene from season 2 that has some foreshadowing.



    Destroyed throne room, ash floating, she never actually touches the throne.
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    Looks like snow

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Looks like snow
    that's certainly what everyone would have thought back in season 2. And maybe it was. And maybe we'll never know. But given the destroyed throne room, and what just happened, it could be ash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog View Post
    "because that's her real passion but she doesn't want to be known as the drummer because drummers are weird." That is the best line ever. My 8 year old girl is playing drums now. She would love to be the weird one.

    Was that all you, or did to copy that whole thing? If it was you, congrats. You have a weird mind. Never change.
    That was my brain just throwing some random shit out there. I also play drums. Best to your daughter, it's a great outlet. Stay weird daughter of warthog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papapoopski View Post
    That was my brain just throwing some random shit out there. I also play drums. Best to your daughter, it's a great outlet. Stay weird daughter of warthog.
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    Anyone have a good free streaming site for GoT? I was using solarmovie but it seems fucted lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Or Sansa takes the throne with Sir Brianne as the Hand and Jon as Warden of the North... the job he wanted all along.
    Yeah, I think she comes down to King’s Landing with the redheaded dude and a bunch of wildlings right about when Jon is fed up raw dogging his aunt and realized the crazy isn’t worth the steady piece so they team up to take her out, Sansa, who has always been on the losing end of being the Lady of different houses and whatnot, gets to be on the other side of the shit sandwich for once and takes the throne, Arya is her hand, Jon goes back north to winterhell and leaves the big hole in the wall because the wildlings are no longer outcasts and the mini mullet with the laughably horrible accent gets his shot at Queentang. That’s my guess.


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    Any serious final wagers?

    I'm all in for the all main characters currently in kings landing die. Jon, Arya, Dany, Grey Worm, Tyrion & Davos (and Bronn? Where is that guy?) all go down. Drogon goes loose burninating the countryside. Series ends with an empty throne somewhere in the rubble. GRRM doesn't give a shit about your feelings or the right/good/strongest person winning. He kills characters that have made bad decisions. On that logic, maybe Arya and Davos make it. The rest have been dumb as a box of rocks for at least 10 episodes and they all should die.
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    I have no idea how it will end, but I’m sure not many will be pleased with the final episode. I can’t figure out what will happen with the last dragon. Maybe they will just release it and watch it fly off to the East after Dany dies (that has to happen, Dany dying). Kind of how they resolved things with the Dire Wolves - they just leave.

    I predict the final episode will be really lame, like episode 4.

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    Leaked ending

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    the bestest ending would be an army of oagers
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    Quote Originally Posted by papapoopski View Post
    That was my brain just throwing some random shit out there. I also play drums. Best to your daughter, it's a great outlet. Stay weird daughter of warthog.
    She owns an Animal playing the drums shirt, and one that says "I destroy silence" with a picture of a drum kit. She is rad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    GRRM doesn't give a shit about your feelings or the right/good/strongest person winning. He kills characters that have made bad decisions.
    Except GRRM hasnt been writing the show since season 6, these two knuckleheads have
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    And they DO give a shit about fan reaction, which is why they gave fans the "Cleganebowl" everybody wanted

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    GRRM gave them the main plot points and character arcs, not full creative control.

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    Fat fuck bubbas are not erosion.

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    79 mins to work it all out

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    GRRM gave them the main plot points and character arcs, not full creative control.
    Its my understanding he just gave them a general outline of how he saw the books playing out, rendering a lot of creative control to them?

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    Yes. It was all them. Dumb & Dumber couldn’t wait to finish this project so they can fuck over Star Wars legacy


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    Danny will be arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

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    My guess on the ending is its gonna be ambiguous and opaque and thus super frustrating, disappointing, and possibly confusing. I'll bet it also leaves a lot of questions unanswered.

    We'll all know for sure in T-minus 5 hours 50 minutes! Pretty excited even though I'm fairly certain I'm going to end up disappointed and/or angry

    I'm actually looking forward to Chernobyl tomorrow night with just as much (more?) anticipation.

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