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    I don't want to keep up with the Kardashians

    Or any other reality show nonsense. I've had it with Housewives, Chefs, and Decorators. And I've particularly reached my limit with Models and Clothing Designers. Oh, and single people.
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    Just adding a lil sumthin' sumthin' to pep up this thread a bit... hope you don't mind (no NSFW!)















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    Expensive whores. All they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgnar View Post
    Expensive whores. All they are.
    Dood, pretty harsh. They are just cashing in on peoples desire to watch all the fucking retarded reality shows. I never got that type of programming, but whatever. If Kim is available for the right price, it would be nice to have the price of admission handy
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik View Post
    Or any other reality show nonsense. I've had it with Housewives, Chefs, and Decorators. And I've particularly reached my limit with Models and Clothing Designers. Oh, and single people.
    Turn off your TV and go do something, it's your choice.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air

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    If there were as many cocks poking OUT of them as there are INTO them, it would look like a cactus farm.
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    Keeep up with em a lil' bit. post a couple pics so we can all say how much hotter you are anyway.

    Oh, nice to see you around these parts again. & Serious, pm me some pics

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    dont forget this trainwreck is back on TV:


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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post
    Turn off your TV and go do something, it's your choice.
    I pretty much agree on this point.

    However, there's also a point to be made to the people pumping out this mind numbing nonsense, if you are so good at supplying the world's entertainment, how come you can't come up with anything better than programming about celebritology? Think about this point, Mr and Ms Hollywood executive decision makers: government supported media outlets, like PBS and NPR, put out better stuff than you do.

    If I could, I'd completely drop cable TV service. But I do like This Old House, one political talk show on Sunday morning, old movies on commercial free channels, and once in a while some of the cooking shows on PBS (Lydia's Italy, Primal Grill, etc.).

    And I can truthfully say I've never watched more than five minutes of any reality show, except for the Dog Whisperer, which is sort of on the fringe of reality shows.

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    Haven't had cable television in 18 years. Don't actually own a working TV currently, though sometimes this thing can be just as bad.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air

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    Agreed Yoga...however, motorboating Kim is still intriguing
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post

    If I could, I'd completely drop cable TV service. But I do like This Old House, one political talk show on Sunday morning, old movies on commercial free channels, and once in a while some of the cooking shows on PBS (Lydia's Italy, Primal Grill, etc.).
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    Ray Davies had it right.

    Hey, hey, hey...
    Give the people what they want

    Well, it's been said before, the world is a stage
    A different performance with every age.
    Open the history book to any old page
    Bring on the lions and open the cage.

    Give the people what they want
    You gotta give the people what they want
    The more they get, the more they need
    And every time they get harder and harder to please

    The Roman promoters really did things right.
    They needed a show that would clearly excite.
    The attendance was sparse so they put on a fight
    Threw the Christians to the lions, sold out every night

    Give the people what they want
    You gotta give the people what they want
    The more they get, the more they need
    And every time they get harder and harder to please

    Give 'em lots of sex, perversion and rape
    Give 'em lots of violence, and plenty to hate
    Give the people what they want
    Give the people what they want

    When Olswald shot Kennedy, he was insane
    But still we watch the re-runs again and again
    We all sit glued while the killer takes aim
    "Hey Mom, there goes a piece of the president's brain!"

    Give the people what they want
    You gotta give the people what they want
    Blow out your brains, and do it right
    Make sure it's prime time and on a Saturday night.
    You gotta give the people what they want
    You gotta give the people what they want
    Give the people what they want
    Give the people what they want
    Give the people what they want

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik View Post
    Or any other reality show nonsense. I've had it with Housewives, Chefs, and Decorators. And I've particularly reached my limit with Models and Clothing Designers. Oh, and single people.
    umm how about ultimate fighters?

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    Don't worry about me doing things, I do plenty.

    I love love love old movies and look for those, first (I mean 1930s old).

    Thanks frozen
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post
    Turn off your TV
    I have 300 or more of fiber optic fineness, so I never have to watch that shit. Who are they, anyway? What got them into the fifteen minute of famousness zone. Her tits?

    There's always a game on, sometime. And, hey, if you want to watch a real scary reality show, there's always Fox News.


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    UH-GLY SIS-TER!
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    I can't stand how Kim looks at the camera like she's some exotic egyptian princess


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer View Post
    Mom? When did you start posting here?
    Your mom watches TOH? Is she shaves her armpits more than monthly, have her give me a call.

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    Anybody see "Idiocracy?"

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    I swear to god the only video I've ever seen Kim Kardashian in is her sex tape. Girlfriend gets nailed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Girlfriend gets nailed.
    ....Link?
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    ....Link?


    ......x2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I swear to god the only video I've ever seen Kim Kardashian in is her sex tape. Girlfriend gets nailed.
    OK this might save this thread. Out with it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post
    OK this might save this thread. Out with it!
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