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02-20-2015, 08:57 AM #51
Dunfee must be farming this thread to fill his work product requirement.
TGR just spotlighted DoctorWhat?'s Shamonknee TR on my faceplace feed.
Hey Dunfee, highlight TedSki's epic trilogy of TRs. I'd love to see if we could flush out that guy on the internets and find out how he's doin.I still call it The Jake.
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02-20-2015, 09:16 AM #52spook Guest
i give dunfee a year max with lonely planet. they'll be like "we've hot high school kids staying in hostels that will do this better and for free."
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02-20-2015, 09:17 AM #53spook Guest
of course, that's because i had respect for lonely planet some long time ago and they've probably gone to hell by now, too.
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02-20-2015, 11:03 PM #54
"But death comes to all things, including innocence. It comes with an icy claw while you twist over the void at the end of a frayed rope, your partner swept off the north face and your mangled and frozen hands too useless to thread the rope through your belay device. As the last drops of your human strength ebb from your body and your inner light is about to be extinguished, you think about everybody who ever loved you but never understood you, about the guides racing from the valley who will never reach you in time. Fuck half of them anyway, those gutless assholes who claimed to have repeated your testpieces even though they did them in fatter conditions and rapped from the end of the 18th pitch before the real gnarly shit even started.
You spin on the rope as it rubs against a granite edge. You think about the tourists down there complaining about their continental breakfast, their only act of courage in life perhaps daring to be honest with their vicious bovine wives about how they really look in those pre-baby jeans. People will gather in a pub and tell stories and raise toasts in your honor and one of them might even tell everyone you died doing what you loved. Dead is dead and then the game is over forever, whether it happens at the hand of a drunk driver on a suspended license or rapping off the end of a rope in the Karakoram sunshine. And now that my son was 8 it was time for him to learn such hard lessons. I knew the Alps would be a fine instructor."
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"Soon enough you can leave the clueless assholes far behind, peeling your skins to boot yet another 4000 meter peak in search of perfect corn. Some are born to die at birth in a Mumbai garbage dump and some are born to agonize over the weight and shape of carbon skis and gaps in their quiver. Is it your fault you're beautiful?"
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"Onward to Switzerland, a place I always go with some ambivalence. France is the sexy and elegant wife of an industrialist who lets you backdoor her with your ring-finger in the pantry at the dinner party while her husband holds court in the dining room discussing cigars. And she assures you he doesn't really care because his cock doesn't even work anymore but that doesn't mean you want everyone knowing you're in her up to your third knuckle.
Austria is the reliable old high school girlfriend with Daddy Issues that you used to play to your advantage. Not a stunning beauty but sturdy and attractive enough, and willing to blow you in her Toyota Celica even though she's living with a dude who is deployed in the Korengal Valley and still won't admit she took your fucking Smithereens records. But Switzerland?
Switzerland is a cool and imperturbable beauty that you spend your whole paycheck trying to impress and are repaid with a dry chaste kiss on the cheek and an invitation to coffee with a bunch of her asshole, ipad clutching friends. Despite being given few encouraging signs, you somehow manage to convince yourself she is in love with you and will leave that Swiss Uncle Rico-like terminal grad student she is apparently on/off dating. She won't unbolt her knees for you, yet she's willing to give you life advice, like telling you that all the pornography you watch is turning you into a different person, someone she barely knows. And you tell her to shut her dirty whore mouth before you choke her with a pair of jumper cables! Finally it dawns on you that this frosty princess could see you at the bottom of a well filled with pit vipers infected with ebola and not drop you a fucking rope because that would make her late for her train to work. Yet you still hope she calls you."
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--JoeStrummer, a golden god.Last edited by Like a Boss; 02-21-2015 at 10:27 AM.
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02-17-2018, 07:00 PM #55Funky But Chic
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bump
was trying to find the famous Basom "Goatfuck" video but no luck.
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02-17-2018, 10:20 PM #56
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02-17-2018, 10:22 PM #57Funky But Chic
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That guy came through here like an alcoholic tornado.
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02-17-2018, 10:33 PM #58
That’s a lofty standard for sure.
I still call it The Jake.
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09-14-2022, 12:37 PM #59
Just cause I forgot the OG thread is in the Ski Forum.
A crosspost to an all time great thread with an obit bump:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...11#post6686311I still call it The Jake.
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09-14-2022, 05:50 PM #60Banned
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More or less anything posted by Benny Profane, Hugh Conway or Glademaster deserves to be on this list. Those folks all got banned purely because the powers that be couldn't stomach how true their criticisms of this place and the people who inhabit it rung. None of them ever did a single thing that even remotely rose to the level of a ban-able offense if you read the so called "rules" of this place.
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09-14-2022, 05:53 PM #61
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09-14-2022, 05:53 PM #62
You have to warn us if we’re going to need to get the popcorn going.
You can’t just jump into it like that with a new alias, we need time to get settled.I still call it The Jake.
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09-14-2022, 05:55 PM #63Registered User
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Ooh, Dr. Jong has an axe to grind, almost as though he's been around here for more than 3 months. Aren't there any more substantial injustices that deserve your attention?
Also, given the so-called rules include this: "The moderators always have the ability/right to ban someone with no warning if they feel it's the right thing to do", I'd say that doing something that gets you banned is a bannable offense.
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09-14-2022, 06:33 PM #64
Holy shit, is that GladeMaster? What’s up in the toilet ring biz bro?!?
And good catch Summer, we’ll obviously have to wait until Jeremy, Todd and new, new Andrew roll out the premiere, but I hope they were smart enough to cast DoctorWhat? in this year’s installment.I still call it The Jake.
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09-14-2022, 07:58 PM #65man of ice
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That pic kinda looks like he's about to be underwater in there.
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09-14-2022, 08:02 PM #66
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09-14-2022, 08:29 PM #67
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09-14-2022, 10:12 PM #68
Probably mentioned but I will randomly recall the gyro TR and laugh to myself just a bit.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsIf we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!
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09-14-2022, 11:24 PM #69
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09-14-2022, 11:41 PM #70
I've been gone for awhile, is Bunnerz still slowing chipping away as his delete cue of posts or did he get tired?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-15-2022, 07:45 AM #71
I thought he was finally banned
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09-15-2022, 07:50 AM #72
Benny had to be backed away from the buffet for a bit.
Hugh lives.
And I’m still waiting on a ship date for my Jerantulas (such a shame Splat deleted that thread).I still call it The Jake.
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09-15-2022, 08:10 AM #73man of ice
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well it's a good thing they banned that cj100f dude at least.
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09-15-2022, 08:33 AM #74
^ now dunfree?
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09-15-2022, 09:00 AM #75
I get confused, was Damian Sanders also Highway Star?
Or were they all Hugh?
Or Brett?I still call it The Jake.
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