My Favorite Ski Cougar

[Slaag Master]

social disintegration is inevitable now that much of the snow is gone for the next 90 days. at this time of year my goals are few and simple:

1. stay out of jail

2. score a pass at the bird

3. stay out of jail

in order to promote healthy community relations with dazed and confused ski bums i thought this thread may help.

pics, stories, pics, stories - the stories do not need to be true - just entertaining.

[Skirotica]

You taught Pam An how to snowboard? How wet was that tiny dress by the time the day was over?

[freshie247]

She ain't skiing.

[Johnny Deep]

I drip with such vibe, cougars just absorb it as I walk by. Some days it's really hard to get any ski time in.

[Slaag Master]

feed the cat

[BakerBoy]

What exactly is a "ski cougar" to a 53 year old guy? Stop trying so hard.

[b0ardski]

The one that caught me

[Slaag Master]

What exactly is a "ski cougar" to a 53 year old guy? Stop trying so hard.

your mom

[BoatBound]

can you move the boot out of the way next time?

[bklyn]

What exactly is a "ski cougar" to a 53 year old guy? ...

A younger woman!

[BigDaddy]

bklyn ftw!

[grrrr]

Well, there does come a time in a man's life when he prefers the kittens...

[cat in january]

That is exactly the type of cougar that could get me into a lot of trouble.

What do you think is in her right hand?
A list of numbers she collected that day? A performance rating card?

[BoatBound]

prescription for antibiotics........

[snacktray]

...Slaags pass to the bird

[Slaag Master]

i should be so lucky

[BoatBound]

I don't think luck as much to do with it, does she accept Visa or just a really good dinner out?

[HiGrade1]

hopefully it's her weed card....

[BoatBound]

or slaags?

[powdork]

hopefully it's her weed card....

it's her weed card. she has it out now to slide over her afd as she adjusts her dukes. and she's a tad bi...

[BoatBound]

I'm still suspicious of what's under the boot in front..... what she hiding?

[digitaldeath]

slaag is that outside your house- that chick is HOT- what the deal yo

[Slaag Master]

some say feed the cat - but don't worry the cougar will feed itself.

i say shave the cat - don't wanna be coughing up gray fur balls.

[BakerBoy]

A younger woman!

This is what happens when people get disgruntled about a term being applied to them -- they desecrate it and degrade it with their own useless, completely unrelated description, thus totally rendering it nonsensical and worthless as a societal term of endearment, since they are no longer able to utilize it in its original form. Thanks.

edit:, Slaggs... Seriously? That's it? Jesusfuckingchrist, that's weaksauce.

[bklyn]