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  1. 07-28-2010, 09:28 AM #1
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    I cant be the only one thinking this...

    Why is there no reality show about Lindsay Lohan in jail?
    I mean she is farily hot, a total mess, a part time lesbian already and....
    SHE IS IN A WOMAN'S PRISON!
    there is so much trainwreck/titilation possibilities it is crazy.
    not to mention the uncensored DVD after.

    how is an America that watches Jersey Shore not glued to this.
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  2. 07-28-2010, 10:46 AM #2
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    Good point. I am sure her parents are already whoring her out in some way as a result of her incarceration, though.
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  3. 07-28-2010, 12:53 PM #3
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    Just us huh?
    Lindsay Loahm + Women's prisron
    not doin it for ya huh?

    I kow its a Lindsay Vonn + cakefart crowd, but really?
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    Cakefarts has better acting.
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    WTF cakefart?

    i want the judge to issue lohan house arrest at my place!
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    Because she's not actually in with the other inmates?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    WTF cakefart?
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  8. 07-28-2010, 03:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Because she's not actually in with the other inmates?
    but they can change that right?
    i mean for the good of all!
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    Just wait for the Rehab Show. That's 90 days of pure gold right there Woodsy, detox fights, trying to find something to fill the drug void, other hotter young junkies the possibilities are almost endless. Call in Dr.Drew.
    Move along nothing to see here.
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    see that is what i am talking about
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  12. 07-28-2010, 04:26 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Why is there no reality show about Lindsay Lohan in jail?

    not to mention the uncensored DVD after.

    how is an America that watches Jersey Shore not glued to this.
    Digging the bolded idea, but really, people actually watch this Jersey shore show??? They must be those infamous walmart shoppers.

    Lesbo Hohan.
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  13. 07-28-2010, 06:32 PM #13
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    could Lindsay teach the crowd a thing or two about drugs and sluttin'?
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  14. 07-28-2010, 06:46 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainwreck View Post
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    That is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
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    I was just watching that cake fart vid and my 3 year old son snuck in and saw it...what is she pooping on, a towel? is what he said...I hope to god I convinced him it was nothing and he doesn't tell mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Digging the bolded idea, but really, people actually watch this Jersey shore show??? They must be those infamous walmart shoppers.

    Lesbo Hohan.
    I seem to recall reading somewhere that Jersey Shore was the top rated MTV show of all time?

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    I was just watching that cake fart vid and my 3 year old son snuck in and saw it...what is she pooping on, a towel? is what he said...I hope to god I convinced him it was nothing and he doesn't tell mom
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    I am still trying to get over that cake fart shit. Pardon the pun...
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  18. 07-28-2010, 11:16 PM #18
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    Wait, Lindsay Lohan's actually in jail?

    Don't celebrities have unlimited get out of jail for x amount of $ cards?
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  19. 07-28-2010, 11:32 PM #19
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    Woodsy, rest assured you are not alone.
    However many are in a shit ton.
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