doughboyshredder is a little bitch

**MashedPotatoes** · 07-26-2010, 08:39 PM

^^ fuck that. I'm still laughing about 1 free tube of valtrex with purchase of any snowboard.

**rideit** · 07-27-2010, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by advres

And I was just in the middle of writing a lengthy response to ride it about his assertion that airport food was getting better. Fuck.

Let's continue.
It's still not actually good, but it IS getting better. I mean, there is a brew-pub in the SLC airport now. And Popeye's at truck-stops!

Rooster · 07-27-2010, 01:42 AM

Is Crass a Polyasshatcunt also? They both fucked up my thread.

Fuck you guys.

I don't cunt up your stupid uninteresting threads.

**Rubicon** · 07-27-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by gonehuckin

I'm guessing I won't be getting an apology.

I actually feel a bit sorry for you since you can't figure out the act of sex, have a lifelong STD, obviously have anger, self-esteem and daddy issues. Its too bad that poor girl is pathetic enough to have fallen into your world.

But keep up the blogs, I like to laugh.

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

Go fuck yourself, thief.

The only thing you nailed is that I have anger issues. Wanna try me out?

At least I don't lie and steal, like your sorry piece of shit ass.

This place is so awesome in the summer.

**counterfeitfake** · 07-27-2010, 10:21 AM

Why would you make a claim like that, and then go back on it and delete the thread anyway? Didn't you know what would happen? Couldn't you just man up and leave the thread there with whatever content you didn't like?

advres · 07-27-2010, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by OSECS

You fucking bastard !!!!

Originally Posted by rideit

Let's continue.
It's still not actually good, but it IS getting better. I mean, there is a brew-pub in the SLC airport now. And Popeye's at truck-stops!

Well I don't feel like wirting the whole thing out but I'll give you the gist.

I was at the "Big Apple Bar" or whatever it was in the US Air terminal at Laguardia this weekend waiting for my flight. I look at the menu and see something that says "Cracked pepper turkey with pepper jack cheese, fresh tomatoes and lettuce on a whole wheat - $9". I figured, hey that sounds like a nice sangie while having a few drafts. I order and the chick goes into the refrigerator, grabs a prepackaged sandwich like you would get at a gas station, cuts it in half and throws it in a sandwich press. Right before she threw it in the sandwich press, she took 2 hamburger patties out of that press and put my sandwich slices right in without wiping it down or anything. Then it comes out and they take a handful of stale chips out of some shitty clear plastic bag the size of a garbage bag and plops it next to them.

OK, my fault on not looking to see if they had a back area with a little kitchen, but I assumed the ONLY BAR IN THE TERMINAL would have food that was at least prepared right there and not some truck stop bullshit. I would have rather gone down to the food court and ate McDonalds for fucksake and washed that down with a couple beers. At least I would have paid less for shit food. I was just amazed at an airport like Laquardia there was no option in my terminal to get decent food and a drink.

/rant

Hugh Conway · 07-27-2010, 11:46 AM

Heh - heard that was because of "terrorism" concerns over knives so they had to prepack everything

**carvedog** · 07-27-2010, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

This place is so awesome in the summer.

So it's a storm trooper sodomizing (jeezuz unless that is a female) a transformer or is that Ironman???

**Jer** · 07-27-2010, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by carvedog

So it's a storm trooper sodomizing (jeezuz unless that is a female) a transformer or is that Ironman???

There are no female Stormtroopers - they're all clones of Jango Fett.

**timnormandin** · 07-27-2010, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

This place is so awesome in the summer.

It's not any different (better?) in the winter. This whole "summer sucks" thing is alligator-in-the-sewers worthy.

Not that there aren't alligators in the sewers.

'Cause there are.

**snowsprite** · 07-27-2010, 08:12 PM

At airports I only ever get a mozzarella cheese stick, and a banana or an orange if they have fresh fruit. Otherwise, I find one of those news-stands, and get a bag of almonds (not smoked) or mixed nuts plus an OK! magazine (I can't believe I've fucking confessed to this).

And since I spent so little on food, I can buy lots of drinkies or beer. That's always worked out for me!

Sprite

**Edgnar** · 07-27-2010, 09:18 PM

DBS- the other mags who said it before me are right, you need to consider the meaning of the term 'over sharing'. Especially on a board full of admitted assholes. Just sayin.

**Rubicon** · 07-27-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by carvedog

(jeezuz unless that is a female)

Big girls need love too.

But I saw it more as a visual representation of what was happening in this thread.

**ectreeskier11** · 07-28-2010, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Jer

There are no female Stormtroopers - they're all clones of Jango Fett.

why the fuck would you know that off the top of your head? i just looked it up (yeah i'm bored, just finished working, can't sleep), and it's the truth. honestly i can't say i'm surprised jer is a closet star wars buff.

**iggyskier** · 07-28-2010, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by ectreeskier11

why the fuck would you know that off the top of your head? i just looked it up (yeah i'm bored, just finished working, can't sleep), and it's the truth. honestly i can't say i'm surprised jer is a closet star wars buff.

It was a pretty major aspect of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

edit to say - Pretty sure this applies only to Clone Troopers, not Storm Troopers.

Nerd out complete.