So I bagged this cougar last night...

**TheDingleberry** · 06-27-2010, 10:18 AM

I had to play wingman. Didn't turn out that bad.

A buddy of mine had this chick with big fake tits that he wanted to bang come over to his house, she said she was gonna bring her friend from work. Turns out the friend was 45, 5' 3", 112lbs, tan, smoking hot for her age and recently separated from her husband.

Didn't grab any pics sorry but the quote of the night was at about 5 this morning she looks at me and says "I want you to come to church with me in the morning." I'm still laughing.

Tagged, bagged, and released back into the wild.

**Blatant** · 06-27-2010, 10:22 AM

congratulations.

**Pillsbury** · 06-27-2010, 10:53 AM

niiiiiiiice... church, lol

**Big Snowballs** · 06-27-2010, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by TheDingleberry

the quote of the night was at about 5 this morning she looks at me and says "I want you to come to church with me in the morning." I'm still laughing.
Tagged, bagged, and released back into the wild.

Any Woman that has guilt about the pleasures of the flesh is a keeper. She will break every rule in the Good Book then go pray for forgiveness. What was that line from that song? Oh yeah "better laugh with the Sinners than cry with the Saints" She would have kept you laughing but you set her free to dig her claws into some other guy.
You are a generous man. Congrats.

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 06-27-2010, 11:37 AM

Saggy vag?

**haydukelives** · 06-27-2010, 07:04 PM

maybe YOU were bagged

**RShea** · 06-27-2010, 07:18 PM

Are you sure she was not 113 or even 114 pounds? The 5' 3" could be determined by the eye, but how do you know she was 112 pounds? Put her on a scale before doing the cougar slaying?

And the do you want to come to church in the morning could have been code for doing it again... but you may not know if it was or just her wanting to go say a prayer and confess. A guy I know was curious enough to go on a date with a girl he was hot for and she asked if he was willing to do "Church". He did not get any that evening, she really meant attend Church.

**TheDingleberry** · 06-27-2010, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

Are you sure she was not 113 or even 114 pounds? The 5' 3" could be determined by the eye, but how do you know she was 112 pounds? Put her on a scale before doing the cougar slaying?

I've had anywhere from about 100lbs to 125lbs in that height range and verified it with my expert and accurate eye for a chicks weight. And then she told me like 100 time that she was 112lbs. Something to be proud of at that age and she was.

No sag on the vag.

**Big Snowballs** · 06-27-2010, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

Are you sure she was not 113 or even 114 pounds? The 5' 3" could be determined by the eye, but how do you know she was 112 pounds? Put her on a scale before doing the cougar slaying?

Good point.

Did you use a Cockscale?

**mwthomsen** · 06-27-2010, 09:14 PM

You've been around long enough to know.... pics or it didn't happen!

**hutash** · 06-28-2010, 09:21 AM

Catch and release is always best...hope you use a single barbless hook.

**Poop~Ghost** · 06-28-2010, 09:26 AM

Cougar Church... LOL.

**Nobody Famous** · 06-28-2010, 10:03 AM

Thread of the Week potential. And I want to post here in here.

**Loon** · 06-28-2010, 10:06 AM

TTIWWP...

**boltonoutlaw** · 06-28-2010, 10:16 AM

You lost me at "church".

**lionelhutz** · 06-28-2010, 10:33 AM

Where do they work....this was a friend from work...what's the job...

**TheDingleberry** · 06-28-2010, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by lionelhutz

Where do they work....this was a friend from work...what's the job...

hospital. nurses.

**peterslovo** · 06-28-2010, 11:48 AM

So here's a question.

As one gets older, does the "cougar" get older as well? For instance, if one is 40, does that mean a cougar needs to be 55-60 to count?

**TheDingleberry** · 06-28-2010, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by peterslovo

So here's a question.

As one gets older, does the "cougar" get older as well? For instance, if one is 40, does that mean a cougar needs to be 55-60 to count?

fuck yeah that's how it's always been with me.

When you're 18, it's a 25 year old minimum.

Hit up the 21st shes gotta be 30.

When you hit 30 she's gotta be mid 40s.

That's about my limit but anything older would have to be this:

**lionelhutz** · 06-28-2010, 01:01 PM

Did you PM Raps?

**TNKen** · 06-28-2010, 01:43 PM

**4matic** · 06-28-2010, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by peterslovo

So here's a question.

As one gets older, does the "cougar" get older as well? For instance, if one is 40, does that mean a cougar needs to be 55-60 to count?

Just because they are Cougars doesn't mean we can't hunt em out of season..