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  1. #1
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    You all ready for a big-ass surprise?

    I guess the moral of this story is that you should never trust any of the shit that you read on the internet. Anyways, I'm doing this because I'm getting so far behind on my work that I need to cut back on all the internet stuff (I'm changing my password so I can't log on after this). Ready?
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    I'm actually a sophomore in high school. Yep. Can't even drive yet. See you guys on the mountain some day.
    I gots the jacket with the blue fox fur

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    that explains it.

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    Are we supposed to care?
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    I don't believe you. Lots of lying on the Internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Sometimes I think you guys are some of the smartest people on the web, other times I wonder if you were shaken as babies.

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    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. -אלוהים אדירים

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    [ame="https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2844332#post2844332"]I'm stunned.[/ame] Here I thought you were a convict.

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    You told us that a long time ago.

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    We all thought you were a bald, fat, 49 year old with a passion for little boys. Thanks for clearing that up.

    nice blog.

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    I doubt anybody here cares, but I hear this guy likes kids your age...

    The Sheriff is near!

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    Rootskier is not surprised.

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    it is what it is

    besides a place called "the padded room" SHOULD have a sopomore in highschool lurking around

    I can't say I remember anything buddy posted ...either its unremarkable or all the BS just blends togetehr

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    I haven't been her for very long and I already pegged you as a teenager or an Adult with a sub 80 IQ.

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    Yawn.

    I'll go back to ignoring you now...
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air

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    These boards raised AKMP and he turned out ok right?
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookie View Post
    I haven't been her for very long...
    How'd the operation go?

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    I was expecting a big ass. I'm somewhat relieved yet at the same time let down.
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    I never really knew (or cared) about any details of your life, but if you had asked me who I thought you were, I would've said a high schooler.

    So no surprise here.
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    thread rating = zero stars

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    who are you?
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    Wait a sec...
    If you changed your password, don't you still know what the password is?

    Far more effective; post your password here. I'm sure someone would be willing to change it for you.

    P.S. - By any chance is your Dad looking to send you to a Wilderness camp this summer?

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    I thought you were going to tell us you're not a cocksucker...now that would be a surprise
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    ^^^ LOL!!! @ Irul.

    Otherwise, I was not surprised.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    Anybody know this guy???

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    Ok, so you (I assume) are going to just put a bunch of random characters as your password, like dfsajki238#*(afdslk. You can still read the posts. Like a high school boy isnt going to come on here to look at all the vagina. You should go to newschoolers.com, as a little kid you would fit right in.

    I am really a super intelligent 10 year old girl with no grass in the playing field. PM if you want to see some naked pictures.

    Or I am a anonmymous liar. Or a cop <shrug>

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDuperGaperWithaCherryOnTop View Post
    Or I am a anonmymous liar. Or a cop <shrug>
    Or a dentist
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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