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  1. 04-30-2010, 04:35 PM #1
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    The Expendables

    http://www.theexpendablesmovie.net/

    Stallone, Schwartzenegger, Rourke, Statham, Jet Li, Willis, Steve Austen, and a whole bunch of ass-kicking. Awesome
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    preemptive review:

    It has crappy dialogue, the storyline is semi-incomprehensible, there is a total and utter lack of any basis in physics or reality, Stallone can't act and can barely complete a coherent sentence, and there are gaping holes in the plot. It is, however, super fucking awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    preemptive review:

    It has crappy dialogue, the storyline is semi-incomprehensible, there is a total and utter lack of any basis in physics or reality, Stallone can't act and can barely complete a coherent sentence, and there are gaping holes in the plot. It is, however, super fucking awesome.
    No need for dialog, plot, coherent sentences, or quality acting. I agree, fucking awesome. Hopefully, most of the dialog is in the trailer. I will be entertained.
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  4. 05-01-2010, 07:58 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by squirrelmurphy View Post
    http://www.theexpendablesmovie.net/

    Stallone, Schwartzenegger, Rourke, Statham, Jet Li, Willis, Steve Austen, and a whole bunch of ass-kicking. Awesome
    You forgot Brittany Murphy, Danny Trejo, Randy Couture and Dolph Lundgren! All it needs to be even more amazing is Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.

    edit - Actually, I guess Danny Trejo isn't in the movie, but he is in Machete http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/.
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  5. 05-01-2010, 08:49 AM #5
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    imdb does list Danny Trejo and also Bruce Willis in it. Cameos I'm guessing. Maybe they were afraid JCVD would pop a boner in his tight pants forcing them to endlessly reshoot scenes.
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  6. 05-29-2010, 08:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman View Post
    You forgot Brittany Murphy, Danny Trejo, Randy Couture and Dolph Lundgren! All it needs to be even more amazing is Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal and Wesley Snipes
    Added one. I'll be seeing this movie opening night.

    Will the dialogue and acting be bad? YES
    Will the movie kick ass? YES
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