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  1. 04-08-2010, 07:56 PM #1
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    Luxurious Canadian Heliskiing

    One of my quite wealthy middle aged friends is asking me about heliskiing in Canada, of which I only know a little. He is looking for "luxurious lodging, decent skiing and a lot of middle aged female participants". Can anyone point me in the right direction on this?
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  2. 04-08-2010, 08:05 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntCok View Post
    a lot of middle aged female participants".
    It all seemed so easy right up until this line. Generally rich guys take their own middle aged female participants and the few that may show up untethered are likely to be mobbed by other clients and staff alike. The rest is pretty easy.
    It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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    while he's dreaming would he like a pony?
    has he seen the ads on here for cougarlife.com?
    heli is about 97% male....
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  4. 04-08-2010, 08:07 PM #4
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    Not heli, but Powder Cowboy catskiing does a "Girlski" group every year. He won't get to ski with them, but they will all be at the ranch after skiing. Not the most luxurious lodging, but that week will have decent skiing, and lots of ladies.
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    bring your own strippers to MW. One of the lodges/ homes has a stripper pole installed

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  6. 04-08-2010, 08:29 PM #6
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    Fuck middle aged. Bring your own.
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  7. 04-08-2010, 08:29 PM #7
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    Why doesn't he go to Wiegle's (sp?) during one of those chick ski camp weeks. If they have them there. Except for the chick part he's completely describing CMH.
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  8. 04-08-2010, 08:44 PM #8
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    [QUOTE=StuntCok;2826804] He is looking for ......, lodging, decent skiing and a lot of middle aged female participants". [QUOTE]

    Sorry, the two do not generally go together. If he wants pussy go to Aspen, if he wants powder go to Wiegele. But, there where two hot southern Cal blonds there in March, but they need to work on their skiing. That's tipical...
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  9. 04-08-2010, 08:47 PM #9
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    Hacksaw,

    Is that really your sig, and that's the best you can do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schnappi View Post
    Fuck middle aged. Bring your own.
    i like how when you mouse over the girls' pictures they disappear downwards as if they're going down on me. fap.
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  11. 04-08-2010, 08:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Duke of Hurl View Post
    Hacksaw,

    Is that really your sig, and that's the best you can do?
    Well, if you knew the whole story behind it you would be rolling on the floor....
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  12. 04-08-2010, 09:53 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post
    Not heli, but Powder Cowboy catskiing does a "Girlski" group every year. He won't get to ski with them, but they will all be at the ranch after skiing. Not the most luxurious lodging, but that week will have decent skiing, and lots of ladies.

    Can't believe there's not a cougar's den or hooker's helipad at one of those ops.
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  13. 04-08-2010, 09:58 PM #13
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    Define middle age.
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  14. 04-08-2010, 10:22 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Can't believe there's not a cougar's den or hooker's helipad at one of those ops.
    Sounds like opportunity knocking.
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  15. 04-08-2010, 11:45 PM #15
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    Your friend can send me some (a fuck load in poor ass skier speak) cash and I will dedicate a season to sampling heli ops in order to find the right one. This will save your friend the hassle of trying to find a heli op with all of the requirements. Additionally I will provide tr's and thorough assessments of the females.
    Since life ends around 50 I will assume by middle aged he is after 25ish.

    Drop me a PM when the cash is lined up.
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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  16. 04-08-2010, 11:49 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by deepsquat View Post
    Sounds like opportunity knocking.

    I lay claim to HeliHookers for the business name.

    What could be cooler than getting an urge and having a hooker dropped outside?
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  17. 04-08-2010, 11:53 PM #17
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    if he's dreaming why'd he ask for middle aged women? week. anywho, Great Canadian Heliskiing is pretty sweet, as is Bella Coola Heli Sports if you stay at Tweedsmuir Lodge, that's where the luxury folk roll.
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    B.Y.O.C. and go To MW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I lay claim to HeliHookers for the business name.

    What could be cooler than getting an urge and having a hooker dropped outside?
    Absolutely brilliant
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  20. 04-09-2010, 08:36 AM #20
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    Again, I'm at a loss for the last part, but Mica Heli is pretty hard to beat for terrain and setting. I've skied the terrain, but never stayed there. Looks top notch, though... Or on the other side of the lake at Mica, the new CMH lodge is beautiful... 1.5 hours away from Revi...
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    Not Canada, but Kim's a blast to ski with.

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    if he pays for my spot, I'll be there! I don't come with benefits, but I'm fun otherwise.
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    Send him up to Whistler for Ski & Snowboard festival. If he's buying, I'm sure we could load up a few helis with ripping skier chicks who would party all night long with him in the village after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doglotion View Post
    if he's dreaming why'd he ask for middle aged women? week.
    Why _NOT_ ask for middle aged women?! WEAK post, buddy.
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    tit ass balls. that's a better sig. or fucktardnutz. YOU MUST NOW CHOOSE!!!!
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  25. 04-09-2010, 12:12 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I lay claim to HeliHookers for the business name.

    What could be cooler than getting an urge and having a hooker dropped outside?

    Hmmmmmm.... Heli-Hookers isn't bad... I was thinking something more like Powder Pussy...
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