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    TR: Take a shower, shine your shoes, pt.2 Return of Spring Break

    This year I road tripped to beautiful Park City for spring break.


    Started off riding up the gondola, looking at all this sick terrain to be slayed through out the week.


    Got a sweet pic at the olympic gs training area with my hot 2nd cousin


    Unfortunately there were a bunch of jongs out, like this kid, haha


    Shredded some sweet double black mogul runs


    Once all inbounds gnar had ben shredded, it was time to duck some ropes, JHAF style. Im sure the boys in Jackson would be proud.


    Gnar mountains to be toured someday


    Got a pic with the Silverstar Bear!!!


    Headed to Deer Valley for a day to get funky


    Worked on my ironcross 360 mute grab, jonny mosley shout out! but still cant get it afterbanging


    Over all, I'd say it was a pretty killer spring break.:

    Baller.

    Peace.

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    I am so proud to be the first post in this epic thread.

    Your cousin certainly looks like incest might run in her family, I say give it a shot!

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    Its not incest if its 2nd cousins, but I was only kidding anyways.

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    Last photo is doooooooope
    Quote Originally Posted by other grskier View Post
    well, in the three years i've been skiing i bet i can ski most anything those 'pro's' i listed can, probably

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    Way to git afta' it boi!!!

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    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick





    fur bearing, drunk, prancing eurosnob

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    and people say Breck is flat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P!NK_polez_Boi View Post
    Shredded some sweet double black mogul runs


    Once all inbounds gnar had ben shredded, it was time to duck some ropes, JHAF style. Im sure the boys in Jackson would be proud.

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    Unfortunately there were a bunch of jongs out, like this kid, haha



    Three questions:

    1) Didn't you actually mean to post this TR on NewSchoolers?
    2) Who is more of a jong, the 4 year old kid that fell down on the green circle or the fucking dickhead college kid that stopped and took a picture while skiing on that same green circle? Oh, I forgot, you were crushing the gnar all day, there's no way you were on a green circle taking pictures of families learning to ski.
    3) Where in Minnesota do you go to college?

    Your cousin/sister looks like a fucking Chia ferret. Tell her to lay off the goddamn tanning booth.

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    Thumbs up

    Good job.
    "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."

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    Your cousin is a dude right?

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    i really don't even know what to say on this one.

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    ...except that i'm glad you went to PC and not the real mountains.

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    keep livin' the dream.
    Big skis from small companies at Backcountry Freeskier

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skipig25 View Post
    Don't be jealous, hater.

    Two thumbs up on this TR!

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    Hello darkness my old friend

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    some serious GNAR points accumulating here

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwinTipTele View Post
    3) Where in Minnesota do you go to college?
    Actually, I go to college at University of North Dakota, in North Dakota, fucking JONG.

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    Technically, if you actually live in either of the Dakota's, North or South, you can't rag on anything in Utah, including Mormons, PC or Deer Valley. Sorry Big Shooter Boi, just playing by the rules.
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    Epic

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    These TR's you post only get better and better.

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    THE LEGEND CONTINUES!
    "Whenever I get a massage, I ALWAYS request a dude." -lionelhutz

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    Quote Originally Posted by sftc View Post
    Technically, if you actually live in either of the Dakota's, North or South, you can't rag on anything in Utah, including Mormons, PC or Deer Valley. Sorry Big Shooter Boi, just playing by the rules.
    Actually, anyone can rag on mormons, theyre just that gay.

    And for the record I wasnt ragging on PC or Deer Valley as I went there for spring break, and they had some of the sickest terrain i've ever experienced, dickwad.

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    WTF why doesnt my sig show up?
    My polez are P!NK, hence my name. It's not because I like weiner.

    Spring Break 2010: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=188583

    Spring Break 2009: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=155357

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    Not saying anything positive or negative...just noting the fact that I haven't heard the term "dickwad" used in years. Thanks for reintroducing it.

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