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03-01-2010, 06:59 PM #26
First of all where too start. I need some sticks then some poles, Oh and paints "please"! Whats your name young man What's ya name?
"I, the undersigned,
shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein
and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis
incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis
punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear
as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped
into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,
so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
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03-01-2010, 07:00 PM #27Registered User
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03-01-2010, 07:23 PM #28
this thread is going exactly as expected.
Big skis from small companies at Backcountry Freeskier
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03-01-2010, 07:33 PM #29
I knew a JH Air Force member once.... but that was a long time ago. A different life you could say. He left and I never saw him again....
"I reckon i'm one of the only people who could ski this line" says my drunk friend
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03-01-2010, 07:34 PM #30
How would I describe myself?
Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?
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03-01-2010, 07:46 PM #31Registered User
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How can you condemn an entire group for what happened with one person. And.....If you drilled a hole through the base of my ski I might be a little miffed also.
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03-01-2010, 08:18 PM #32glocal
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Please be more vague. I have trouble wrapping my mind around so many details.
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03-01-2010, 08:22 PM #33
Ski industry? This is funny shit.
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03-01-2010, 08:34 PM #34
I said fill it PREMIUM. not regular. get it right
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03-01-2010, 08:39 PM #35
you're like the kind of person that worship professional athletes. them living up to your standards of a role model is an entitlement of yours, and you come crashing down to earth in a most butthurt manner when you realize all they are is like everyone else.
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03-01-2010, 08:41 PM #36
this just in ...
Jackson Hole Air Force Disappoints thread disappoints.In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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03-01-2010, 08:49 PM #37
" WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man."
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03-01-2010, 08:57 PM #38Banned
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Can someone translate BenWA's posts for me?
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03-01-2010, 08:57 PM #39Registered User
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And.... I've met a few of the JHAF about 4 years back and they've always been the nicest most helpful people when asked about the mountain. But, I guess I didn't fuck up someones skis.
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03-01-2010, 09:05 PM #40features a sintered base
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It's such gold, I bet you could just pick any random point in the script and it would be great. Let's try it:
[chosen at random:]
MOSS
You don't ax your sales force.
AARONOW
No.
MOSS
You...
AARONOW
You...
MOSS
You build it!
AARONOW
That's what I...
MOSS
You fucking build it! Men come...
AARONOW
Men come work for you...
22.
MOSS
...you're absolutely right.
AARONOW
They...
MOSS
They have...
AARONOW
When they...
MOSS
Look look look look, when they
build your business, then you can't
fucking turn around, enslave them,
treat them like children, fuck them
up the ass, leave them to fend for
themselves... no.
(pause)
No.
(pause)
You're absolutely right, and I want
to tell you something.
AARONOW
What?
MOSS
I want to tell you what somebody
should do.
AARONOW
What?
MOSS
Someone should stand up and strike
back.
AARONOW
What do you mean?
MOSS
Somebody...
AARONOW
Yes...?
MOSS
Should do something to them.
AARONOW
What?
23.
MOSS
Something. To pay them back.
(pause)
Someone, someone should hurt them.
Murray and Mitch.
AARONOW
Someone should hurt them.
MOSS
Yes.
AARONOW
(pause)
How?
MOSS
How? Do something to hurt them.
Where they live.
AARONOW
What?
(pause)
MOSS
Someone should rob the office.
It works, right? So good. Wonder if that would work with other good scripts.[quote][//quote]
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03-01-2010, 09:57 PM #41Registered User
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Put the coffee down! Coffee's for closers!
Glen Gary Glenn Ross my friend. Rent it, watch it!
And seriously, who gives a fuck about the JHAF? They started a club, they rip, theyre cool, and what did you expect, for them to be your buddy?
people are assholes, its the world we live in. 90% of the posts on this website are from assholes. dig it?
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03-01-2010, 10:44 PM #42
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03-01-2010, 10:49 PM #43Registered User
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Let's run his dog over!
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03-01-2010, 10:56 PM #44
YOU GUYS SURE SHOWED THE ONE POST JONG!
Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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03-01-2010, 11:05 PM #45
I have a solution, 5 easy steps to success
1. Find the JHAF whilst skiing
2. Out ski the them whilst flipping them off
3. Start your own club
4. Go to their work
5. Come in wearing a fur coat with some hotty and do your best Rudy Garmish
That'll teach 'em
Or you could stick to crying on the interwebzHello darkness my old friend
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03-01-2010, 11:47 PM #46
'client'
'professional'
He blew his wad in your eye, huh?When life gives you haters, make haterade.
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03-01-2010, 11:58 PM #47glocal
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03-02-2010, 12:14 AM #48
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03-02-2010, 12:19 AM #49Registered User
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03-02-2010, 12:22 AM #50
I ran into a JAF member a week ago going through a gate at Vail to do the mile.
We laughed and hooted through the upper bowl, took turns passing his kids and gear over the creek and then had a great time catching up about mutual friends in the saloon.
Imagine what would happen if it was a TGR mag that bitch slapped you!
Please don't kick all our asses and cry to Epicski!
So, next time go easy on the teeth, don't squeeze so hard and swallow the chowder.
Oh, to get past one post a plead to Ullr with nekkid pics is in order.
NOT of you, your chick, mother or sister for gawds sake!
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