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Thread: The World Rocks Sometimes
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02-27-2010, 06:05 AM #1
In van, down by the river
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The World Rocks Sometimes
So remember that chick who broke my heart and made me all butthurt?
So I'm going out with her roommate, totally by chance, I didn't even know until she says "pick me up here." Then it clicked, I know that address...
I hope she's a screamer
Maybe this is an elaborate setup or hoax though... hmmm
On a side note there is also the matter of pre date skiing tomorrow during the day.
I think I'm still in Juneau, but not totally sure, and no this girl is not anywhere near as ugly as I am.Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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02-27-2010, 06:12 AM #2
Mr. Fuckin' Minivan
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Then it probably is a hoax.
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Either way, while on this date, try not to blabber on incessantly about how much you hate your ex, she broke your heart, etc. like you do on this forum. On the off chance that this girl really does like you, that will surely ruin it for her.
Good luck.If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
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02-27-2010, 06:17 AM #3
In van, down by the river
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Advice will be heeded, I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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02-27-2010, 08:18 AM #4
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Don't sell yourself short Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-27-2010, 08:20 AM #5
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Her roommates are always the best revenge.
Then get the fuck out of Ak, your losing your marbles.
good luck.
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02-27-2010, 09:00 AM #6
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full TR with pics is expected...
Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
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02-27-2010, 09:08 AM #7advres Guest
Thank fuck I didn't grow up in Alaska like you.
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02-27-2010, 10:24 AM #8
You Guys Riding?
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Was said girl found on match.com? Something here doesn't make sense. How do you wind up on a date with your ex's roommate, and not know she was a co-inhabiter?
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02-27-2010, 10:36 AM #9
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I bet she will be. Probably something to the tune of "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT AND STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING ROOMMATE!" Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I hope she's a screamer
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02-27-2010, 11:44 AM #10
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Agreed. If you even have the thought to ask her about her roommate or to talk about her in any way, punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can. It will save her the work of what should be done. Originally Posted by NorthernSpotted...
Then it probably is a hoax.
Either way, while on this date, try not to blabber on incessantly about how much you hate your ex, she broke your heart, etc. like you do on this forum. On the off chance that this girl really does like you, that will surely ruin it for her.
Good luck. Originally Posted by skuba
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I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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02-27-2010, 01:33 PM #11
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Does she know you used to lay on top of her roomie naked?
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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02-27-2010, 06:30 PM #12
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how can we forget? you are on here every other week crying like a bitch bout her. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
ha yeah right. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
she's probably gonna scream for the po-lice when she realizes you fucked her ugly ass roomie Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I hope she's a screamer
this will be the best advice you have ever received:
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02-27-2010, 08:03 PM #13
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Please give us a full TR on this one. BTW, your were sick of the ex and she does not know your side of the story. MAKE SHIT UP! Good luck.
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02-27-2010, 09:03 PM #14
In van, down by the river
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Yeah we definitely ran into the ex and her douchebag boyfriend, who made a sexist remark about the chick I was with then took a big drag on the camel. Awkward....
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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02-27-2010, 11:15 PM #15
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The guy who's fucking your ex-girlfriend blew you in front of the chicks? Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Dude, that's fukking rad! Don't be embarrassed, just act like John Wayne.
'Hey Pilgrim, wipe off your chin, you're makin the ladies hungry"
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02-28-2010, 06:41 PM #16
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This thread is worthless without pix Originally Posted by splat
If it's too loud, you're too old
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03-01-2010, 09:03 AM #17
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What did he say that was so sexist? That the chick you're now with is really a guy? Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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03-01-2010, 09:14 AM #18
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Let me guess, this guy is getting your sloppy second seconds and you are getting his?
So um are this chic and your ex friends? Wouldn't that be kind of awkward? Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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03-01-2010, 11:07 AM #19
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Why do I have a feeling we will be seeing AKPM on Jerry Springer real soon?
This is the worst pain EVER!
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03-01-2010, 11:38 AM #20
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Because this stuff is supposed to happen in tennesse, you normally dont associate springer folks and Alaska; but i'll waiting on it myself. This story is tailor made. Originally Posted by Lonnie
(and please insert inevitable palin comment below.)TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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03-01-2010, 11:42 AM #21
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Originally Posted by Socialist
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03-01-2010, 02:50 PM #22
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I think the 4 of you are blood related.
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03-01-2010, 02:59 PM #23
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Two drops. Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
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03-01-2010, 06:16 PM #24
Like a shithawk, Ricky.
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Yeah, when you get the herp from her roommate, that'll TOTALLY show her! Go get 'em tiger!
"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz
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03-01-2010, 07:45 PM #25
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So, Patrick, where's the update?
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