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  1. #1
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    TGR's newest member wants my nuts.

    This was in my PM box this afternoon.

    HI GOOD DAY
    My name is juliet.i am a single girl not married looking for a nice man who understnds love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun but a matured man with good scence of humor, i found your profile in this site
    (/www.tetongravity.com) and derive interest of knowing more about you , contact me with this address. Remember that age or distance has notting to do with relationship, what matters is LOVE. i believe we can start from here . awaiting your urgent reply so i will send pictures for further introductions
    kisses
    Sounds legit, no?
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

  2. #2
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    Does she know you are ghey?

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

  3. #3
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    She feels that being ghey "has notting to do with relationship".
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Poopenhausen
    The coefficent of desireability is inversly proportionate to the degree of availability.

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    oh, and I gave her Rontele's cell phone numbah.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

  6. #6
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    You're too late, I already replied to the PM she sent me and mailed her a check. So don't cock block and ruin this for me... I need this!

  7. #7
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    She said I was the only one, dammit!

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    She said she'd send pictures.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

  9. #9
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    So what do you have that I don't? She told me she love me....

  10. #10
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    Jungle fever! She's clearly Nigerian.
    As a snowboarder... i fucking hate snowboarders in general. -advres

  11. #11
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    Heads up:

    She doesn't swallow.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  12. #12
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    That cheating fucking bitch!
    Training for Alpental

  13. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Heads up:

    She doesn't swallow.
    Don't make sweeping generalizations based on your own failure to close the swallow.

    These Russian girls live 8 to a windowless garage within a short walk of Chernobyl, get sexually abused by sheetmetal workers every weekend, and subsist on dried fish and cigarettes. They would swallow a mug of kerosene and Bernhard Franz beard-squeezins if they thought it would get them out of slave labor in the whorehouses of Petropavlovsk.

    You just couldn't close.
    "Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
    -- Jack Tackle

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    money = wired
    now I eagerly await the type of love only the mailman can deliver.

  15. #15
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    Hell, I couldn't even get it past her gag reflex.

    I mean, hell, she was only three feet tall.

    Onus was on her.

    But Der Poopenhousen was loosey-goosey.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  16. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer View Post
    Don't make sweeping generalizations based on your own failure to close the swallow.

    These Russian girls live 8 to a windowless garage within a short walk of Chernobyl, get sexually abused by sheetmetal workers every weekend, and subsist on dried fish and cigarettes. They would swallow a mug of kerosene and Bernhard Franz beard-squeezins if they thought it would get them out of slave labor in the whorehouses of Petropavlovsk.

    You just couldn't close.
    Quoted for radness.

  17. #17
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    i got the same thing also haha fucking spammers

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    Fukk am I unpopular. I don't even get come ons from spammers.
    Days on snow this season: 54 Last Season: 83

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    "Need hook-up on 1/2 day tickets" thread in 3....2....1...

  20. #20
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    hands off! she PMed me first. lol
    "If you are not nervous about your passion, you are not passionate enough about it."

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    that slut! i thought we really had a future together...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    now I eagerly await the type of love only the mailman can deliver.
    Nice!

    Sadly, i've heard my mother utter those same words...and just two weeks ago realized i look nothing like my father...damn mailmen.

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  24. #24
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    She sounds really really sweet, I hope she likes me. I hope she is real young. I eagerly await our next exchange, o'boy. I'm chubbin now.

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    She's with me now so fuck off !
    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

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